There's gonna be a stranger in my apartment today

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Dec 7, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    And I won't be home :worried:
     
  2. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    CSI? :munch:
     
  3. TagMan

    TagMan Active Member

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    Will they be looking for cock bumps?
     
  4. Xhorder

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    But you'll be coming home to a nice clean apartment, right?
    :)
     
  5. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Bed Bugs?
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Worse

    Cleaning lady :eek:



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  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Ostensibly
     
  8. Shine

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    :yell: AMBER ALERT :yell:
     
  9. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    hide the crock pot and star wars glasses and any other valuables.
     
  10. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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  11. koam

    koam Playa' Pimp

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    Aren't you pushing 40? Time to buy a house before you drop dead of old age! :c
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Fuck I forgot! :eek:
     
  13. destiny

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    bitches
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookay
     
  15. christ cracker

    christ cracker Well-Known Member

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    you forgot the part where they rather be there when youre not there ;)
     
  16. Ridic Too2

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    Must have been a groupon.
     
  17. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    [video=youtube;nB-6g-q5yXI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB-6g-q5yXI[/video]
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    No I'm dropping a bunch of cash on this broad :nocheer:
     
  19. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    How much? I used to have a lady come every 2 weeks. It was only 75 bucks per visit for a 2 bedroom/2 bathroom place, but she ended up getting deported. :( I never bothered to replace her.
     
  20. Mr. Potato Head

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    I bet he tries to fuck her. :no: