Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Dec 7, 2012.
And I won't be home
Will they be looking for cock bumps?
But you'll be coming home to a nice clean apartment, right?
hide the crock pot and star wars glasses and any other valuables.
Aren't you pushing 40? Time to buy a house before you drop dead of old age!
Fuck I forgot!
you forgot the part where they rather be there when youre not there
Must have been a groupon.
No I'm dropping a bunch of cash on this broad
How much? I used to have a lady come every 2 weeks. It was only 75 bucks per visit for a 2 bedroom/2 bathroom place, but she ended up getting deported. I never bothered to replace her.
I bet he tries to fuck her.