WTF There's something dead in the suburban neighborhood...

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  1. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    What do I do? We've tried to locate the dead thing and can't. Husband says I should call the cops because it could be human. Being that it's more likely animal, I can't imagine the cops want to waste their time. I was going to call a critter trapping company to come find it and remove it before it hits the 90's this weekend.
     
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    Just unsubscribe to SiriusXM. The smell will go away.
     
  3. kinneyjames

    kinneyjames Well-Known Member

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    Follow your nose. It always knows.

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    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    Do you live near the Rock? I thought maybe you were smelling what the Rock was cooking.

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    You got any of these flying in the neighborhood [​IMG]
     
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    The smell is said to be caused by a blast from Howard Stern's anus
     
  7. Tickle Shits

    Tickle Shits Special Needs Typist. Gold

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    That's a hawk. They're predators and eat live prey. You want to post a pic of a vulture. They're scavengers and will help you locate the dead thing.
     
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    It's obviously a dead whoer.
     
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    Didn't Stamos do this scene in the movie? Was Dylan too cool to reprise his role for the movie? It's not like he had anything else going on.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Follow your nose. Or better, take a dog for a walk. I doubt it would ignore it and would lead you right to it.
     
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    It came with the frame
     
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    Probably a deer...do you have train tracks near your house?
     
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    I know cops and "I smell something funny" is not a good enough reason to call them. They're bored in suburbia, but still.

    As an aside, I've smelled a dead, rotting body. You can't mistake it. It's like no other vileness on earth. If it's that, someone, probably an animal, is going to find it.

    Do u have a dog? He/she will lead u right to it.
     
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    Don't worry, its just the American Dream.
     
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    These are what we get when a critter dies... turkey vultures. They are frightening up close.

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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    Haven't seen any birds flying, but lots of flies near my garage. Found out that the neighbor on that side has a compost pile and we are wondering if it's that or if an animal crawled into it and died. Cats are notorious for sneaking off somewhere to hide while they die and we have lots of neighborhood cats.
     
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