There's something that's always bothered me, and no one ever talks about it, but...

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Iceman killed Goose :eek:


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    bird season was over.
     
  3. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    doing that bite gesture was a more horrible offense.

    easily.
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    He was all like EAT MY JETWASH FAGGOTS PWNED
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Yeah, I've never really understood that...
     
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    It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man.

    You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.
     
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    Maverick killed Goose. He was too cocky.
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Fuck did he do? He was just trying to train. Iceman is the real murderer.
     
  9. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    He was hot dogging, flying too close right into the wash.
     
  11. Popeye Saavedra

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    When will Splash address this?
     
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    Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie...

    He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it.

    But the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man!
     
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    Blackened Commitment to Excellence

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    he's lost that lovin feeling
     
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    Highway to the anal zone.....
     
  15. Swayze

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    The fact that you're a 35 year old telemarketer should bother you a lot more.

    Time to log off bro
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Boom! :owned:






    Sorry Chriza.
     
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    Chriza, the murderer of comedy.
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I am? :wtf:

    Well that sucks
     
  19. Swayze

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    and a junk food eating alcoholic

    pwned
     
  20. Popeye Saavedra

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    Look who's talking, shitlog. :coffee: