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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by sickfeeling, Jan 22, 2015.

  1. sickfeeling

    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    1. I have a lump in my right armpit that hurts.
    2. I have officially been banned from SportClips.
    3. The Ford Escape rides through snow about as well as my dick fits into a horses ass.
    4. I was hit on by two hairy Iranian men at the gym yesterday.
    5. Someone explain to me why I feel the need to purchase a $150 northface vest.
    6. When is a person too old to shop at Old Navy for tee shirts?
    7. I can't play Alien Isolation because I get motion sickness and have hot flashes.
    8. Wasn't this place called the Saloon?

    Thank you for your time.

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  2. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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  3. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    The Sport Clips ban sounds like a good one.
     
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    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    Got this tx chainsaw 40th blu ray sitting here but its too cold outside to watch such a hot film
     
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    Rum Balls VIP Extreme Gold

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    #4 obviously
     
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    TonyJax White Privilege Denied. VIP

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    I like the Old Navy North Face one.
     
  7. sickfeeling

    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    that hurts to think about.
    fucking old granny cunt with her fucking glasses and her fucking clippers goddamnit I have to meet with school districts in a week AND NOW I HAVE A FUCKING WRECKED HEAD I LOOK LIKE UNCLE FESTUS i HAVE TO WORK WITH CHILDREN AND I NOW LOOK LIKE THE TYPE OF GUY THAT FUCKING STEALS THEM AND POURS WAX ON THEIR PRIVATES WHILE HE RECORDS IT FOR HIS WEEKLY NAMBLA FUCKING COFFEE BOOK CLULP
     
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    You've always looked like a weirdo, no worries there
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    I am trying to play far cry 4 but I keep getting lost.:tears:
     
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    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    one was older and wore sunglasses
    he kept prancing around me until he finally told me he would dress like a "pretty girl and let you do all the things girlfriends won't"
    then his younger friend approached me and was like, "he really will, you'll like"

    i'm not sure I can return to that gym.
    i feel that it is tainted for me
    possibly forever
     
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    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    I AM A SLAB OF MAN MEAT THAT ANY BUTCHER WOULD BE PROUD TO PRONOUNCE FIT FOR CONSUMPTION
     
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    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    I've heard that is really good.
    the cover pissed off the SJW crowd so I support your choice
     
  13. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    they don't ban you for giving you a bad haircut
     
  14. sickfeeling

    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    I really thought I was getting a puffy vest for christmas. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, WE WENT SKIIING AND THEY WERE ALL OVER THE PLACE I GOT SUCKERED IN AND NOW NEED ONE
    bitch didn't get me shit, now I have this hole in my heart.



    old navy shirts do fade pretty fast, maybe time to abandon
     
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    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    Ahhh, but they do ban you for threatening the life of the person that gave you said haircut
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Have you tried to squeeze the lump real hard to see if it pops?
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    ugh this avatar is no good.
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    One of my all time favorite posters...hey Sick!
     
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    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    I'll post a picture of my haircut at some point.
    It's too close for me right now though
    I can't think about it too much

    When girlfriend saw it she said, "Why did you cut your own hair?"
    I swear to baby jesus and howard stern's daughters she said that.
    I had panic attacks that entire night
     
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    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    you just pipe down