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These damn Chinese weirdo's

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  1. RenchFries

    RenchFries Well-Known Member VIP

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    Even their eggs can't be trusted.

    [video=youtube;u8I7wOmzDJs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8I7wOmzDJs[/video]
     
  2. RenchFries

    RenchFries Well-Known Member VIP

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    How they make them:

    [video=youtube;0US7JEfhsrA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0US7JEfhsrA[/video]
     
  3. Oderus

    Oderus Not So Mad Anymore VIP

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    put them in a can and AG'll be all over that shit.
     
  4. DrivenByDemons

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    are real eggs super expensive or something? WTF???
     
  5. gilaet

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    I need my chalazae.
     
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    gilaet remember Sammy Jankis Staff Member

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    Egg market probably took a hit after that bird flu epidemic.
     
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    egg foo yung is good
     
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    looks real simple :jj:
     
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    They should make fake water.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    this my shit now

    [video=youtube;0HC00qnEsyY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HC00qnEsyY[/video]
     
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    Olive oil and a marble oldest trick in the book
     
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    I'm all

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  15. TonyJax

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    Can you make an omelet with that? :no:
     
  16. sarnie

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    they are taking water from the great lakes and making bottled water out of it and shipping it to china
     
  17. TonyJax

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    I watched a documentary on Chinese counterfeiters, they are into everything imaginable. Usually cheap stuff, detergent, extension cords (that start fires), hair dryers etc etc. It not all designer hand bags and watches. Amazing amounts of money they make and if they get caught they do little time in jail.
     
  18. RenchFries

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    They copy everything. Everything.
     
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    The Mexican janitor at work was pimping me to buy detergent from him in 5 gallon buckets. "5 Gallon Tide" he keeps telling me. "I'm starting a distributor" he tells me. I finally cave and tell him I'll take one - 25 bucks. I get the bucket and in sharpie marker it says "Tiad" on the side. :facepalm: