These damn Chinese weirdo's

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RenchFries, Nov 14, 2012.

  1. RenchFries

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    Even their eggs can't be trusted.

    [video=youtube;u8I7wOmzDJs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8I7wOmzDJs[/video]
     
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    How they make them:

    [video=youtube;0US7JEfhsrA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0US7JEfhsrA[/video]
     
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    put them in a can and AG'll be all over that shit.
     
  4. DrivenByDemons

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    are real eggs super expensive or something? WTF???
     
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    I need my chalazae.
     
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    Egg market probably took a hit after that bird flu epidemic.
     
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    egg foo yung is good
     
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    looks real simple :jj:
     
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    They should make fake water.
     
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    this my shit now

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    Olive oil and a marble oldest trick in the book
     
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    I'm all

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  15. TonyJax

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    Can you make an omelet with that? :no:
     
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    they are taking water from the great lakes and making bottled water out of it and shipping it to china
     
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    I watched a documentary on Chinese counterfeiters, they are into everything imaginable. Usually cheap stuff, detergent, extension cords (that start fires), hair dryers etc etc. It not all designer hand bags and watches. Amazing amounts of money they make and if they get caught they do little time in jail.
     
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    They copy everything. Everything.
     
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    The Mexican janitor at work was pimping me to buy detergent from him in 5 gallon buckets. "5 Gallon Tide" he keeps telling me. "I'm starting a distributor" he tells me. I finally cave and tell him I'll take one - 25 bucks. I get the bucket and in sharpie marker it says "Tiad" on the side. :facepalm: