These Helmet Haired House Fraus with the crossover vehicles.

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  1. Lostronaut

    Lostronaut Well-Known Member

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    WTF, they're driving around like a scene out of The Road Warrior.
     
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    BLOW ME Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You just wake up?
     
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    BLOW ME Well-Known Member Banned User

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    phil?
     
  4. Lostronaut

    Lostronaut Well-Known Member

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    I know it's happening in your town.
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Old women should not be allowed to drive.

    Yea. I said it.
     
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    Lostronaut Well-Known Member

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    She probably drives one of these

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    Don't let those cute freckles fool you, she will jack your shit.
     
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    BLOW ME Well-Known Member Banned User

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    what does that mean
     
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    Lostronaut Well-Known Member

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    She probably speeds up to a red light!
     
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    Dang, I thought I was being all cool and stuff
    :(
     
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    I keep seeing dudes driving Honda Crosstours looking like huge faggots.
     
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    At least it's not a prius. :eek:
     
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    Lostronaut Well-Known Member

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    It's like a cancer spreading across the nation.
     
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    A Prius means you're gay. There's nothing wrong with that. But I guarantee you any guy driving a Crosstour has a wife who makes him stand in front of Lane Bryant holding her purse and watching the stroller while she shops.
     
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    Lostronaut Well-Known Member

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    These assholes would be in Hog Heaven if Toyota made a Prius Crossover.
     
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    beetles equal old dyes

    crv frustrated old widows
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I was sitting in my car the other day in a parking lot (waiting on my wife). This lady driving a GMC Youkon pulled into the parking spot next to me. It took her about 5 tries to finally get it in there. When she finally shut it off, she realized that there wasn't enough room for her to open her door to get out. I laughed my ass off as she very carefully backed back out and parked in 2 spots at the back 40 of the parking lot.
     
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    I'll jack your shit! Drop em love!:madsex:
     
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    Lostronaut Well-Known Member

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    Excuse me, this thread is rated PG
     
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