These smoking hot broads were flirting with me in the store today

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  1. GSD

    GSD Active Member

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    Especially the one on the left. I thought they were lesbians at first but the short one who was pretty aggressive.

    Sip, is the one on the right too big for you ?

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  2. GSD

    GSD Active Member

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    Schmoopy I know you and I'm being facetious so don't start posting shit comments

    They were nice ladies even though they weren't very good looking
     
  3. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I find the shoppers at Costco to be slightly more attractive than those at Sam's Club.
     
  4. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Was the one on the right "buying by the pallet"?
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Good Lord.
     
  6. GSD

    GSD Active Member

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    Yes, Sam's Club seems to be more rednecks

    :jj: She actually kept telling the smaller one not to buy so much
     
  7. GSD

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    The one on the right reminded me of Porky

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  8. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    You should have had her honk her horn to see if it sounded like a pig. I loved that part of Porky's. :pig:
     
  9. Mr. Potato Head

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    I had to go to Costco headquarters today! Still in Seattle for a couple more days. Bored. Anyone in Seattle!? :c
     
  10. GSD

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    I'm almost as far away from Seattle as you can get

    It Costco headquarters as boring as Walmart HQ?
     
  11. ohnoes

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    Dude...I was chilling in Saleh's this afternoon when this gaggle of CPW's (city park workers...half of whom are drug program WEP bitches) came in for lotto and snacks. This particularly fugly one (I have nothing against black chicks at all...I've found some quite sexy, but this bitch's complexion is like tree bark) gets right up in my face and asks "excuse me sir do you like the way dis perfume smell?" I'm like...uhhh yeah it's (meanwhile the bitch smells like shit, mulch and sawdust) ok.

    "Do it smell lickable?" I'm trying not to vomit at this point. I'm no fucking adonis but I was seriously uncomfortable at this point. Luckily a large group of customers walk in and save me.

    Of course the dudes in the store don't let me live it down. This will most likely be the subject of the next video. :jj:
     
  12. Vyb

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    :jj: Lickable.
     
  13. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Licky Jones.
     
  14. GSD

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    :jj: Lickable on a fat smelly black broad stink.

    Dear god that conjures up nightmarish images. I'm gonna heave.
     
  15. Mr. Potato Head

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    I don't do business with wal-mart. :woot:
     
  16. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Hit the one on the left, skip the one on the right


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  17. ohnoes

    ohnoes New Member Banned User

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    Thanks Capt. Obvious. :doh:

    The fattie on the left may be able to produce some Mt. Vesuvius eruptions...just saying. Not that you'd want to sport her, let's be real. :jj: Point is there's nothing wrong with some cougar instruction.
     
  18. eliasbboy

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    Sure. Where do you get your toothpicks?
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    The one on the left isn't fat. Dork
     
  20. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    The fuck does that mean?