They are welding manhole covers shut

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gwartney, Jan 18, 2016.

  1. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    in Santa Clara, CA in advance of the super bowl. They are hoping to prevent terrorists from cutting all of the fiber optics lines.
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  3. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    You bastard! You killed my thread.
     
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    I'm sure it's just a preventive measure to keep all the fumes of smug from intoxicating all the attractive and successful people that will attend the game.
     
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  6. gwartney

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    Those dumbasses didnt purge the air down there.
     
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    freds you broke it VIP

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    good name for a band.
     
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  8. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Tig welding takes practice.
     
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    Do Muslims even watch football
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    This non welding ass clown.
    :jj:
     
  11. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I see lobster vagina in the middle
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Chriza's gf was buying.
    :grad:
     
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    Of course... then they riot and trample each other in to the dirt
     
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    Yup.

    Should have gotten a marine chemist out to certify the space safe for hotwork. :grad:
     
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    The answer s stool softners
    I'm surprised you didn't know that
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    who's in the Super Bowl this year? do we know yet?
    (I seriously do not know)
     
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  18. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Not the Patriots.
     
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    The Yankees versus the Cosmonauts... I'm predicting the Cosmos win by at least 4 home runs.
     
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  20. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    I live like 10 minutes away from the stadium. We are leaving town that weekend.