They look like a perfect "10"

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  1. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    Taylor Swift and Lena Dunham

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    One is anorexically thin and one is a dumpy butterball that even has the word "ham" in her name...

    Get it? They look like a "10."

    I crack myself up.
     
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    different species
     
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    For Taylor's sake, I hope fat and disgusting isn't contagious.
     
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    I don't know why, but I find Taylor Swift sexy. She is a bean pole. She seems asexual. She has a bit of a horse mouth. She has no ass. She seems like she is super high maintenance. But I just want to nail her.
     
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    ditto
     
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    Who's the porker?
     
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    I can't get past her big 'ol hillbilly feet.

    I'd pass.
     
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    double ditto
     
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    [QUOTE="Rob0729, post: 8336859, member: 2446"]I don't know why, but I find Taylor Swift sexy. She is a bean pole. She seems asexual. She has a bit of a horse mouth. She has no ass. She seems like she is super high maintenance. But I just want to nail her.[/QUOTE]
    It's probably because she's cray cray. Men seem to love having sex with crazy women. :)
     
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    with cheese on it :c
     
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    They're both annoying and think way too highly of themselves. I hope they fall through a loose sidewalk grate.
     
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    The fat ugly one claims she was raped by a mean republican.
     
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    Girls, shake it off baby :dancin2:
     
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    Gotta give it to Swift... she knows how to schmooze with celebs and enjoy life... every day is a different picture of her dancing at a concert, in a nightclub, laughing with a different star...

    And she seems like a genuinely nice person with her head on straight.

    Unlike a certain person named Miley.
     
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    The Manatee on the other hand....must be destroyed...sorry to ruin everyone's lunch, don't know how to do spoiler...
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    At least it's winter and that hog Dunham is all bundled up. If only it were a little colder and she would wear a ski mask as well.
    :pray:
     
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    It's as though folk want to bang the high maintenance out of her back to low. Besides, Swifty --underneath her asexual wares -- is likely a complete freak show in the sack.
     
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    Huh. I've been called crazy several times yet haven't had sex in years! :ufacepalm:

    As much as I hate Lena, I LOVE that pink coat .....
     
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    We're famous so all of our friends have to be famous and we have get along famously which is why we are holding hands
     
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