They Must Have Fired the Booker 09/03/13

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by ltd86, Sep 3, 2013.

  1. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Artie is back! Tonight’s guests: Mark Cuban, comedians Gary Gulman & Dany Lobell and music from “The Royal Southern Bortherhoodâ€!! Tune in to DIRECTV channel 239 at 2am PT!


    I don't particularly like Cuban, but he might be the first legitimate guest they've had on the show. Their biggest guest before this was a tie between the comedian/bus driver and the actor who was friends with Mark Wahlberg.

    Of course they have some shitty Klan band on and some unknown comedian too.
     
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    Gary Gulman :wub:
     
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    I'm pissed Cuban tore apart our title team, but the man put together the Mavs team that beat the scumbag Miami Heat. Respect.

    Can't believe they booked him.
     
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    I realy want Allah Abdul nabi to be in studio to come up with WTF? questions for him about tearing up a title team using the excuse of fiscal responsibility when your known as a high spending owner.
     
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    Me too but I'm sure they will spend 3/4 of the time talking to Bocchetti.
     
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    ......glad the show is back....10 to 1 is normal again.:cheer:
     
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    Haaa the Klan band, that made me chuckle :D
     
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    man....arties told the greg geraldo story before but never this in depth on how fucked geraldo was.....then the "artie lange is here.u fat fucking drug addict":cheer:
     
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    Why would I get my hopes up that Ritchie would be gone
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Giraldo was the best comic at the roasts by far. That Franco thing last night was pretty pathetic with the exception of a few jokes.

    But please, make a note to stop telling this same fucking Giraldo-Shatner roast story every 3 weeks, Artie.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    I don't wanna sound too mean but does Bocchetti look extra retarded tonight? He's doing some weird mouth thing during the beginning of the Gary Gulman interview. I'm not sure if it's denture or stroke or retard related.
     
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    Maybe it's his body having adverse effects from fruits and vegetables. Is he still " eating super healthy"?
     
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    I remember he made some joke (I think it was about Heath Ledger or Michael Jackson right after he died), the audience groaned and he responded with, "Groany-groan-groan, it's a fuckin' roast". He absolutely did not give a shit who he offended, because he was funny enough to make everyone but his target laugh. I think that was what made him so great.
     
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    [video=youtube;Vuxq01NY-Ts]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vuxq01NY-Ts[/video]



    I think this is the one. there are a bunch of great jokes in this one too
     
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    i think he tried eating soopa healthy for several hours until he cracked.

    i wish i knew how to upload a photo of him on here. the left side of his mouth curls up an insane amount. there's no way it's been that long that i forgot just how ugly he is. it looks like he might have a herpe on his lip too or something.
     
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    Probably, he seems like the type that would make out with/go down on a hooker.
     
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    [video=youtube_share;0X7eG6GXmvQ]http://youtu.be/0X7eG6GXmvQ[/video]


    this dude is pimping HGH and injected or topical testerton(you know the CREAM the Bonds took)? Well NBA players names are on the list of the clinic involved in the arod scandal. I bet some Mavs are on it. Maybe even Dirk. LOL

    Cuban is a Joke. He bitches about not being allowed to buy a MLB team and he has these fucking thoughts on cheating? Whatta a fraud.
     
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    Artie actually seems awake and with it. How has he been lately??
     
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    Mike was chewing (for lack of a better term) a lot the day his dentures fell out as well. I think he starts doing this when he feels them coming loose.
     
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    I like Cuban because he is a straight shooter and he tells the truth about Adolph Selig