they say never bring a whore home to meet your mother

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    but my moms dead so im ok :cheer:
     
  2. jackie the jerk

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    Man whores
     
  3. Nantrax

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    So you're saying your wife is a whore? :wtf:
     
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    My mom is dead too! :iohi5:
     
  5. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Mike, why won't you post a picture of your real wife?
     
  6. newcastlefan

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    aren't they all?
     
  7. beatlejaws

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    not unless your mom wants to chip in
     
  8. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    what if your mom is a whore too? they will have something to talk about. :dontknow:
     
  9. baltimore mike

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    wahhhh our mommys are dead
     
  10. Vyb

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    I think this whore I brought home is dead.
     
  11. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    :eek:
     
  12. FatKidSullivan

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    Better get a rug and find a good high bridge and fast, son. Even if you ain't at fault, you're the number one suspect!
     
  13. beatlejaws

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    take her by the feet
    drag her into the street
    in the morning she's just another hit and run
     
  14. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    :jj: dead whores
     
  15. Ano

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    And get rid of the pet parrot. There is no telling what that bird will repeat.
     
  16. Schmoopy

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    [​IMG]
     
  17. Ano

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    Also Vyb, watch for red spots to start appearing on your ass and genital region. Just be careful.
     
  18. newcastlefan

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    "She's a whore! She's a whore! Now gimme a cracker!"
     
  19. FatKidSullivan

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    I'm pretty sure that's not true at all, Schmoopy.
     
  20. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    bump