They want me in rehab

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  1. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    family and friends think I drink too much.
     
  2. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Rehab will only work if you want it to- if you're not ready to quit, it's a waste of money. Try going to a couple AA meetings first, sit and listen to the speakers, maybe share yourself. It's a lot cheaper and will give you an idea if you're ready to get on the wagon.
     
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    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    apparently it's not up to me.
     
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    Zen it vill not vork, unless you vant to stop ze dlinking.
     
  5. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Mr. Dracula, when you dine on the blood of a drunk, do you catch a buzz???
     
  6. crazypreacher

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    Lol.
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  7. FCCstandards

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    The drinking is easy to quit. The nicotine is the tough one.
     
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    If it is a young hot thlobbing virgin, yes of gourse
     
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    Vun at a time, vun at a time...
     
  10. crazypreacher

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    He's done this before.
     
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  11. crazypreacher

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    Hal?
     
  12. crazypreacher

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    I'm a fan of thread conservation.
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  13. FCCstandards

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    What is this 8th grade?
     
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    Its your life.
    Do what you want.
    Either grow up and control yourself or order a double and hit the road.
     
  15. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    It's the shed.
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  16. Anfkid

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    I never saw this coming.
     
  17. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Well, if you really need us to validate your desire to drink/sober up, you may want to go for the "sober" route, temporarily.

    Just temporarily, until you know this maybe not the best place for seeking some "life coaching" :jj:

    Either way, good luck.
     
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  18. Dream Theater

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    Obviously he's dined on the blood of faggots because he caught the gay! :c
     
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    na na na naaa
    na na na naaa
    hey hey hey
    goodbye :derp:
     
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    Of course it's up to you asshole they can't force you against your will.
    What did they catch your drunk ass doing? Did you molest one of the kids or family pets over the holiday season ya booze bag? :wtf:
     
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