They're coming! Run!!!!!

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  1. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    http://allafrica.com/stories/201409240829.html

    Two Ebola patients, who died of the virus in separate communities in Nimba County have reportedly resurrected in the county. The victims, both females, believed to be in their 60s and 40s respectively, died of the Ebola virus recently in Hope Village Community and the Catholic Community in Ganta, Nimba.

    But to the amazement of residents and onlookers on Monday, the deceased reportedly regained life in total disbelief. The NewDawn Nimba County correspondent said the late Dorris Quoi of Hope Village Community and the second victim only identified as Ma Kebeh, said to be in her late 60s, were about to be taken for burial when they resurrected.


    Ma Kebeh had reportedly been in door for two nights without food and medication before her alleged death. Nimba County has had bazaar news of Ebola cases with a native doctor from the county, who claimed that he could cure infected victims, dying of the virus himself last week.

    News of the resurrection of the two victims has reportedly created panic in residents of Hope Village Community and Ganta at large, with some citizens describing Dorris Quoi as a ghost, who shouldn't live among them. Since the Ebola outbreak in Nimba County, this is the first incident of dead victims resurrecting.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    nah, i'm good
     
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    Brad Pitt will save us :grad:
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Zombie apocalypse team, assemble immediately!
     
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    and i have no interactions with females in their 40's or 60's
     
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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Got plenty of Ebola here, thanks. :hw:
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I would let him chop my arm off. :wub:
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Run you son of a bitch!!!!
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I guess black people don't make good zombies. I can't find one good black zombie on Google
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Even when they fight with the white man, they get shot in the end :oops:

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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    That's like some pet cemetery shit
     
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    Ma Kebeh sounds like a villian from ancient Egypt.