They're Coming!!!!!!!!!!

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  1. BrulesRules

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    The unappealing, yet rather amazing, periodical cicadas will be ubiquitous from Virginia northward by May, as billions if not trillions emerge from the subterranean lairs where they've been sucking juicy roots for the last 17 years.
    Within a couple of weeks, the cicadas molt, search for mates (the boys make all the noise, naturally), do the wild thing, and die. Their offspring then head back underground until their next date with destiny -- 2030.


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  2. MatthewT

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    so, so freaky :hide:
     
  3. Billy Brown

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    I miss those things
     
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    this is really cool. I saw a planet earth when they came out and it was like a feed frenzy for birds and fish and fuck all on these guys
     
  5. BrulesRules

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    I love watching women freak out when one clings on them.
     
  6. BrulesRules

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    apparently there are dogs that like them too and get sick from eating too many of them.
     
  7. wigtropolis

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    i fucked one
     
  8. 2Manboobs

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    ...We get June-Bugs ...in May

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  9. BrulesRules

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    yeah we get those too, I hate those fuckers always hanging out by the porch light.
     
  10. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    You couldnt have. Your penis is too small.
     
  11. BrulesRules

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    :owned:
     
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    Brules yells out the thread title in ecstasy when he's on his knees in the middle of a circle jerk.

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  14. BrulesRules

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    :hhh: let me guess that was named "Killer Cicadas From Outer Space"?
     
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    What is this "every 17 years" shit? There are cicadas every summer in New Jersey.
     
  17. BrulesRules

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    stop confusing me with Schmoopy Potato Fuck! :)
     
  18. BrulesRules

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    different broods...17 year brood is the massive one :coffee:
     
  19. Mr. Potato Head

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    Stop it, HAL. :mad:
     
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    your mom is coming