Thick Frozen Pork Chop

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  1. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    @Engaged Chicken For dinner I'd like to have a thick pork chop. The problem is it's frozen. Can I fry it up in its frozen state?
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Thaw it out you dumb ngr
     
  3. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    How? I don't want to wait a day.
     
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    You run it in the microwave on thaw for about 20 minutes or so.


    Edit: Try 10 to 15 first.
     
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  6. Lumbergh

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    Thanks. Do you like pork chops?
     
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    That or stick in a ziplock bag and put in a bowl of warm water to thaw
     
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    I've grilled them time to time
     
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    This too
     
  10. Mike

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    She would know about this. ACS buys fresh meat and immediately freezes it.
     
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  11. Mr Sinister

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    How swole Is the chop?
     
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    the jew has the right idea on this one, plus slice the chop in half length wise and then serranade the meat

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    most microwaves have a defrost function that senses it

    never do that, never never--that's how you get diseases
     
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    has anyone suggested sticking it up your ass?
     
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    Probably close to two inches thick.
     
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    Not yet.
     
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    Is that your preferred thickness
     
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    This is my first time having such a thick pork chop. I usually have the thin ones.
     
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    Thin pieces of meat are so unsatisfying
     
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    This will be quite the experience for you
     
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