Thief steals man's $7,500 porn collection

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  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    Straight to execution for the bastards

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    "Basically, I had a porn collection that was priceless"

    That was a good laugh I needed today. Thank you.
     
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    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    That's fake right?
     
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    In summary...

    - The Hugh Hefner of Muskegon.

    - Johnson was confident of the monetary value of his stash of pornographic movies... because he had the collection appraised...

    - To start rebuilding his collection he said he will go to “underground people” who are in the market of buying, selling and trading sexually explicit DVDs.

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    “I’ve been a trendsetter in Muskegon since 1979."
     
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    You can steal a man's wife, a man's car and a man's money, but you never, ever steal a man's porn. That violates the Guy Code.
     
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    Anyone willing to steal someone's old jizz-spritzed porn obviously needs it at lot worse.
     
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    Nigga got a goblet and shit.
     
  11. chuk

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    I'm pretty sure that is the guy from the Richard and Sal phoney phone call. Was Kenny Curvecock in any of them?

    [video=youtube;wsWMIWBJB6M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsWMIWBJB6M[/video]
     
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    the author's name is stoner :rolleye:
     
  13. Uncle Larry

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    Having Jon and Gary appraise that vintage porn collection could have been a good segment on their new show.