Things about Howard Stern that may annoy you

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  1. dawg

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    He has weird eating habits which include counting out a specific number of nuts to eat and completely eating an apple, including seeds, core and label.

    On his radio show, he puts his phone on mute and goofs on callers while they talk.

    He says that he will talk about anything, but he refuses to talk extensively about his separation, children, income, relationships, etc.

    His idea of the perfect woman is a 60 inch bust and 15 inch waist (and loves implants).

    He has tattoos.

    He ranked #1 in 1995 on Mr. Blackwell's Worst Dress List.

    He hooks people up to lie detectors to find out incriminating things.

    Claims to be half Jewish despite being born of both Jewish parents.

    With fear of the F.C.C., Clear Channel stations dumps him from six of their radio markets (February 26, 2004).

    FCC fined his Detroit affiliate $27,500 (March 18, 2004).

    After writing a book and starring in a bio-pic proclaiming his eternal love for his wife, he divorced her.

    He lives with a woman 20 years younger than him.

    His listeners are charged a monthly subsciption fee.

    He hired a full news staff who are expected to fill an hour, daily on just Howard Stern news.

    Despite opposing cosmetic surgery he had a chin reduction and nose job in 1997, which he didn't reveal until January 17, 2006. He lied for nine years, denying he had a nose job.

    Although claiming to be a proponent of free speech he placed a gag order on Opie and Anthony.
     
  2. Bye You!

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    and a 12 IQ
     
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    You don't like tattoos? I suddenly feel like a stranger here. Unwelcomed even...

    I used to love Howard's flaws...they were funny. He made comedy out of them. Even his hypocrisy was amusing because he realized it and acknowledged it. But gradually, over the past few years, he created a world where he was immune from criticism. His hypocrisy was no longer coupled with a balancing honesty from outside. He became a tyrant unwilling to be the subject of a laugh.

    Also, he's a Heeb.
     
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    his teeth
     
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    Long ago and oh so far away

    I left my wife before the second showing (of Private Parts)
     
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    Heebs can't have tattoos and still be buried as a Heeb
     
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    He hasn't hired a new sense of humor.
     
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    i'm guessing he'd want to be cremated. what do you think?
     
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    He said he wants to be buried in a mausoleum with a bell..in case he wakes up.

    I could be wrong, but I don't think he's ever been a fan of cremation.
     
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    Thanks for the vine, Great Thread Dawg..... I get annoyed that Howard still goes for the laugh of being an ugly, dorky, insecure, picked on guy that when you call him out on being those exact things, he instantly morphs into this uptight, elitist "Do you know who I am" kinda guy.
     
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    Shit, now you're turning me on!:jerk:
     
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    It boils down to lies and hypocrisy, plain and simple. Forget about the people your own age who have followed you for years, that still have to get up and go to work every day. Then tell them that you'd piss on them.

    Well, nobody else posted it.
     
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    Moonlighting Mother Fucker...after bitching about wanting to work less!
     
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    Of all options, I think this is most likely. I really can't see him choosing burial.

    I wonder how he'll dispose of his parents. :bigthink

    Luckily, Jewish coffins are cheap.
     
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    He only wants to work less for the suckers who pay to listen to him.
     
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    He does want to work less.
    At each job.

    Sign multiple contracts.
    Grab multiple marbles.
    Take multiple paid vacations.
     
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    His parents already bought plots.
     
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    OH it's all about the marbles!Oprah moment.
     
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    probably. but someone's gotta pay for the coffins and the food at shiva.
     
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    BYOT. Bring Your Own Truffles.