Things About Work That Suck, That Howie Never Has To Do.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Roland Schwinn, Mar 12, 2012.

  1. Roland Schwinn

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    Got this idea while reading the "Howard VS real Caller" thread. BigJosh mentioned how thousands of people get up early and work everyday... 6, 7 times a week. Then another post mentions he had a driver, and I started thinking about the shit the civilians deal with when they go to work that he doesn't and what a joke his whining is. Just imagine the bitching we would hear if he had to deal with real shit.

    Get it? I'll start.


    Scraping ice off the windshield with a howling wind in your face.

    Hell driving to work alone is a pain in the ass at 5:30am.

    Taking public transit.

    Shitting in a public toilet.

    Dealing with people. Let's not even talk about dealing with obnoxious asshole customers.

    Ok there are a few to get started. What kinda shit do you deal with everyday that would literally break poor old Howard?
     
  2. AuntDolly

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    Not being paid $150,000 per hour.
     
  3. MrWarmth

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    Having to eat BEFORE you get to work. Not WHILE you're working.
     
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    Work.
     
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    Trim your own goddamn finger nails.
     
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    Not be a cunt.
     
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    Not have somebody tell you EVERY thing you do is the "greatest thing ever".
     
  8. MrWarmth

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    I could use somebody to walk MY fucking dog, for God's sakes.
     
  9. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    Having to call IT because the email went down....oh the humanity!