Things Dr. Bill Cosby has never drugged then raped

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  1. jersery

    jersery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    (1.) Automobiles
    I guarantee Dr. Cosby has never drugged then raped an automobile. Now Dr. Cosby may fuck automobiles, but it's impossible to give an automobile drugs to sedate or disorientate it with hopes of then fucking it. Just not possible.

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    (2.) Air Mattress:

    I can also guarantee that Dr. Cosby has never drugged then raped an air mattress. Dr. Cosby may have fucked an air mattress or two, but one can never slip an air mattress drugs with hopes of loosening its inhibitions. Just not possible.

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    (3.) Sweaters:
    Absolutely impossible for Dr. Cosby to have ever drugged then raped a sweater. Maybe he's fucked lots of sweaters, but not possible to give drugs to a sweater or a group of sweaters with hopes of disorientating them for personal sexual gratification. Not possible.


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    (4.) Florescent Lightening


    No explanation needed. If Dr.Cosby ends up in court and plaintiffs attorney broaches Dr. Cosby drugging then fucking light fixtures, this witch hunt is nothing more than opportunists seeking a payday.

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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    upload_2014-11-21_9-42-14.jpeg

    too old
     
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    Kool Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Guilty
     
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    I know what he did rape.... my faith in him. [​IMG]
     
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    One of the better media hit jobs I've witnessed in awhile.
     
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    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    I know. He was one of the "good ones" :brotha:
     
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    I heard he tapped the joystick port though.
     
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    The OP is suspiciously absent from his list.
     
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    upload_2014-11-21_10-9-0.jpeg
    Either one of these two.
     
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    Are you sure? I bet he would find Yoda kinda hot.
     
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    Would Rosie call it rape or rape-rape?
     
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    a man hole

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    and a mermaid.
    "I cant fuck that right in the pussy"
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I Banned User

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    That you know of
     
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    You might be right. All of the bruthas love white pussy.
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    That's Whoopi that said that

    Rosie basically called Whoopi and Rosie Perez pussies for how hands-off they are being in their Cosby comments
     
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    I think the anal seepage after might be a dead give away. If not, the attempt to walk would.
     
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