Things found on the way to looking up other things...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by noname2, Jul 10, 2012.

  1. noname2

    noname2 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Found this from Howard's appearance on The Talk..

    Sara said if she was going to cross over she would want to have sex with Howard. Howard asked if she's ever had sex with a man. She said she has. Howard said she must have wanted to vomit. Sara laughed. Howard said all guys are vile. Howard asked if she tried to force herself. He asked if it was horrible. She said it wasn't horrible but she thinks she's done with this subject. Howard asked how many men she tried with. Sara asked how many he's been with. Howard said he hasn't tried it. Howard said he isn't into it. Howard said he has a friend who is a lesbian and she tried to have sex with a friend of his. He said the guy's penis would turn black and blue from trying to get in. He asked if that's what it was like for Sara. Sara asked someone to please help her out of this. She said she doesn't hate men.


    Who thinks he's talking about Ralph and Sandra Bernhard?
     
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  2. Sternac

    Sternac HALs Pal

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    I was thinking it was him, BO w the black and blue peni, and Ralph as the lesbian
     
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    Actually, I think the original story was from way back, before Ralph ever even met Sandra--as Howard told the story on air, sometime after the couple broke up, the woman began to live her life as a lesbian which led to the guy's "ah ha" moment.
     
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    I guess Howard didn't realise the Dick he was talking about was always Black with Blue veins.
     
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    I believe that I don't care
     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Howie likes veiny cocks.
     
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    Hilarious.
    But in a way I kind of relate to what Howard said.
    Men are field animals and truly vile.
    If I die and come back as a woman, I'm gonna live my life as a lesbian.
     
  8. noname2

    noname2 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Oh, men have their uses..
     
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    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    well we knew it was bound to happen eventually..the scott ostrosky thread is starting to spread like a disease into other threads

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    noname2 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    By the time you become aware of it, it's too late...
     
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    Please elaborate. The reason we have rules and laws are so that we men don't just club beautiful women over the head and drag them back to our sex dungeons. Men are barbaric creatures that are driven by two forces, sex and food. The only reason we function in society is because we are trying to get more sex and more food.
     
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    noname2 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Exactly! You don't expect me to get my own food, do you?
     
  13. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    What a great response, kb!
     
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    noname2 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Has this pic from 1997 been shared before? Allegedly this was from an event with then "boyfriend" Micahel Cerveris. I had always thought he was gay and it was a beard relationship.

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    And I found this from..ugh..some other site..

    Broadway actor Michael Cerveris was Beth's boyfriend just before Howard. He starred as Sweeney Todd on Broadway. Slight controversy early in Howard and Beth's relationship, as she gave Michael Howard's home phone # after she began spending all her time there. According to Howard, Cerveris called almost every day "trying to get her to come back to him".
     
  15. harlock

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    i remember Wiggy saying that, but this is Wiggy :rolleye:
     
  16. AuntDolly

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    No way that Cerveris dude is straight.

    I'm pretty sure that Sarah B. debunked the Ralph story on a subsequent appearance. She said that the three of them hung out, but nothing happened.

    Hmmmm....I 1/2 believe the denial and 1/2 don't. It was a weird "story" to begin with. Why bother floating it in the first place? And why I am even trying to understand the lies thrown around in the Howchieverse?
     
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    :rolleye:of course, there isn't a man alive who can resist beth.
    what a typically 7th grade thing to do. beth is full of it....michael cerveris was probably glad to be rid of her and hand her over to the next victim.
     
  18. AuntDolly

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    Howchie claimed soooo many times that Beth's heart has NEVER been broken; she was always the one to leave relationships.

    How does the Amanda Peet story fit into this declaration???

    I should "do a Winst" and post a "Lies, Lies, Lies" video right now, but I'll refrain.
     
  19. Martina

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    Howard thinks his audience is made up of 7th graders and that being "punked" by the Sandra Bernhardt, Ralph, story was hilarious. Howard really is an old geezer who thinks he's funny.

    We all wonder how Beth met any of her bizarre boyfriends, how would she meet a Tony award winner? Then online on Who's Dated Who it said she dated Brian Van Holt, just bizarre random stuff, then she moved in with Stern around 2001 when daddy was sent to federal prison and Howie bought up the adjoining apts for BETH hoping it would appease her, but as we know, she wanted to seal the deal with a marriage contract.

    Now she has her two storey mom cave in Manhattan with her hooker wedding dress spinning on a lazy susan in her closet while her brothers run around on the beach with Bethie in the Hamptons during the summer.

    Howard is sure paying out a lot of money to appear he is a stable, married man, worthy of being on national primetime television on a show for kids.
     
  20. KINGjoe

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    I think howard was projecting back to the first time he entered a mans ass, but in all seriousness I would go with the ralph/sandra angle, it seems feasible since sandra is a crazy chick who might be into that for kicks....