Things Grown Men Should NOT do at Target . . .

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  1. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    Got to love the impulses in some guys. This guy takes the cake: Wears a "Rub Me For Luck" shirt to Target, molests one child, gets hit by the kid's dad, then molests another kid in the same store the same day, which triggers a police raid on his home, leading the cops to find . . . well, you know how this story ends. Care to place vCash bets on whether he returns to California for his sentencing. Many thanks, yer'honor.

    http://www.sfexaminer.com/sanfranci...or-5-year-prison-sentence/Content?oid=2784821

    ‘Rub Me For Luck’ child molester pleads no contest for 5-year prison sentence

    By Rob Nagle @SFEX_RobNagle


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    The man who inappropriately touched two young girls in a San Bruno Target in 2012 has pleaded no contest Monday to two felony counts of child molestation and one felony count of possession of child pornography on the condition of a five-year prison sentence and will have to register as a sex offender for life, San Mateo County District Attorney Steve Wagstaffe said Tuesday.

    Glenn Albrecht, a 50-year-old UPS delivery man, was at the Target on Aug. 26, 2012, when a six-year-old child wandered away from her family to another aisle and Albrecht groped her. She immediately reported the incident to her parents, and her father struck Albrecht.

    Albrecht, who was wearing a t-shirt that said "Rub Me For Luck," also inappropriately touched an 11-year-old girl at the store later that day, prosecutors said. She was initially unknown and unidentified but both instances were caught on surveillance video and Albrecht was arrested.
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    When police searched Albrecht's home, they found child pornography and a life-sized doll of a female child, Wagstaffe said.

    Albrecht remains out of custody on $300,000 bail and the court has granted his request he be allowed to leave the state before his sentencing.
    He is scheduled to return to court Aug. 14 for sentencing.
     
  2. Spazzmatazz

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    Fed Ex shooting. UPS kid toucher. WTF? :nooo:
     
  3. BringBackJackie

    BringBackJackie Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I wonder if he delivered the "life-sized doll of a female child" to himself
     
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    I worked at target for a while. The "security" is the equivalent to statues. They can't do anything. Only the store manager and 1-2 others can actually apprehend anyone or throw them out.

    No surprise little to nothing was done by the target staff.
     
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    Can someone explain why he is allowed to leave the state?
     
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    Missypooh RN Well-Known Member

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    THIS!^ Thinking the same exact thing..... WTF!!??
     
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    someone please shoot this man.
     
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    You know how people always say "he didn't look like a serial killer/rapist/child molester "... The opposite is true for this piece of shit.
     
  10. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Yippy Comment?

    :bigcry:
     
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    :artiejj:
     
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    If they said it was a really ugly life sized kid doll I'd have thought maybe an Eric The Actor doll prototype got out.
     
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    Mazley Black Knight Banned User

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    He molests 2 kids in the same day and possession of kiddie porn and he gets JUST 5 years. AND he can leave the state. Had he gone in with a gun, robbed a register clerk, he would be in prison for the rest of his life.
     
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    If that were my daughter in the store I would have beat him beyond recognition with a cheap target DVD player.
     
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    At least he didn't say, in a private conversation, he didn't like Blacks. That would be way over the top.
     
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    Exactly!! And he's 50?? He looks about 70...