Stern Show Things Howard constantly brags about that are odd things to brag about

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    signing every single book for "my fans"
     
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    He doesn't pluck his eyebrows because it's faggy.
     
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    Eating a "portion" of something
     
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    Just go back to the bar, no one wants you here. :fil:
     
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    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Anti Howard thread.
     
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    Premature ejaculation.
     
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    His "beautiful wife"
     
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    My wife never shits.




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    Having a tiny penis
     
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    not sure if it's a brag...

    but when he orders his eggplant parm each night it comes with spaghetti that he throws away.

    I hope that's a lie/fib.

    Why not just ask them to not include it. Or put it in tupperware and bring it in for Jason to eat... Jason would probably be very touched by that nice gesture.


    Team Kaplan!
     
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    His beautiful hands. Pure faggotrey.
     
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    He likes to brag he was 16 when he lost his virginity. Still dont believe it since he was so damn ugly.
     
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    How when his daughter talks Spanish it "turns him on"
     
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    Do he like the doggystyle
    Well

    Do he
     
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    He has the money and time to travel and fly private.

    Never goes anywhere.

    Now if I had a place in the Hamptons I might never leave. Howard doesn't seem to enjoy his pool, beach or ocean.
     
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    Sending thank you notes that his assistants write
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    I do :fil: