Things Howard Never Remembers After Being Told Over and Over.

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  1. EmperorsNewCaps

    EmperorsNewCaps Member

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    1) What a cock ring is. ("LISTEN, no, dats not it. I'll tell ya what a cock ring is. It's if ya got a really BIG THICK EXTRA LONG TALL BOY BEER CAN COCK and your lady can't handle it, so you gotta have diz ring to regulate da size of your peeeeeni.)"

    2) What song Paul Shaffer plays every time he comes out to Letterman since joining Sirius.

    Discuss.
     
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    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    He's stupid and only learns the first thing he hears and sticks with it.

    My stupid sister told my father that Purell was for cleaning your hands before you wash them. Which doesn't make any sense, but I tell him it's for cleaning your hand when there is no sink around. He still thinks it's for cleaning your hands before washing them.
     
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    EmperorsNewCaps Member

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    I like when he bitches about aluminum deodorant. Then someone suggests he buys deodorant without aluminum. So he starts bitching about how the deodorant doesn't work without the aluminum.
     
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    EmperorsNewCaps Member

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    Oh, Cat Stevens. Man's a threat to U.S. security according to Howch.
     
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    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    Howard keeps claiming various people don't like Jay Leno, even though they all said exactly the opposite when they were asked.
     
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    Howard pretended to not know what "Let's Get Serious" meant so he could reflect his disgust of Sirius radio to viewers.
     
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    He asked what song it was before pretending to not know what the title meant. If he was aware of it, he would've avoided mentioning Serious/Sirius in any form, the snub is the ultimate relaying of disgust in Stern's world (re: Billy, Jackie, Artie).

    Likewise, every morning after every Letterman appearance he always asks Robin what the hell song it was that Paul was playing.
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    That subscribers with the standard XM package can't access the HSS
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Its like wiping your ass and taking a shit afterward....Rim shot....
     
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    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Howard also doesn't listen to anyone but himself, it's obvious in some interviews when he gets a good answer and doesn't follow up and goes to his next question.
     
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    ClumpyStern HSS-clean since Dec 2011 VIP

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    -That if your deoderant isn't also an antiperspirant, it doesn't stop you from sweating like an talentless obese news cunt in a glass cubicle no matter what's in it.
    -That it's Stephen Hawking, not Hawkins
    -That the age of sexual consent is 17 in NYS and 16 in most states.
     
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    EmperorsNewCaps Member

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    I want to know why he's so proud of himself that he takes a piss without touching his dick. Because then he'd have to wash his hands. What? Why in his mind is his dick considered dirtier than anything else on the planet earth? Shit, that's the one part I consider and am looking to keep clean.
     
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    and why is it so hard to wash your hands?
     
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    EmperorsNewCaps Member

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    Well, that I understand, he's busy preparing for the show. You know, by reading newspapers and watching bad mainstream network TV.

    He could spend all day washing his hands but uhh, listen, he's gotta get out of there at some point, Robin.
     
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    He doesn't want to get koodies from the faucet, that is the logic
     
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    Which one is Beavis?

    :facepalm:
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    What's ATM again Robin? They must not do that in babysitter porn. :rolleye:
     
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    I don't know either, I never got into the show. I could learn if I wanted to, but I don't care which is which.