Things howard should say on air

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by knu3421, Jan 23, 2012.

  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    I believe in working 5 days a week for my fans.

    goooooooooo
     
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    bobo i am done with you.
     
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    robin you are fat
     
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    My wig looks great.
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    Yes, it's a wig.
     
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    Ralphs cum has never tasted better.
     
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    My WIFE loves nachos.
     
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    Some fucker just tweeted me a picture of my daughter with jizz on her face!
     
  9. BethSucks

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    I went downstairs and bowled a few frames this weekend.
     
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    I miss Allison.
     
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    "I have decided to dress age-appropriate."

    or

    "I have burned all my cargo pants, hats, and scarves."
     
  12. Ice Hole

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    Gilbert. Would you like to sit in on the news?
     
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    ralph and I are lovers, anything esle robin....
     
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    Gary. Go tell Chuck Zito that he's a bore and a closet fag. Make sure a Howard TV camera is there.
     
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    Robin will you please shut the fuck up while I'm conducting this interview.

    I realize Beth is married to me for my money but I'm hoping that by her going with me to AGT, producers will notice her and she'll get the big break in a hollywood blockbuster she deserves.

    I only want to do AGT not to judge but I need more fucking money, I am a jew and thats what we do, ya know.
     
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    I have a felon father-in-law.
     
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    Bobo, you're on the air. For the last time ever.
     
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    I told Beth, Fuck you I'm sick of all these animals cluttering up my house. Robin, I got rid of all of them. "Ahhhhh you did what" Thats right, I'm a new man and am taking charge so I tied Beth up last night and bent Ralph over the bed and I FUCKED HIM IN THE ASS! The show's gonna be a home run today!
     
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    I used to love pussy, speak my mind and respect my fans, but now I've evolved into a gay man that only says the right things and could give a rats fucking ass about who got me here.
     
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    Beth, repeat after me, howard you're a sucker