Things Howard will never say...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, Sep 6, 2013.

  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    "Robin, I guess Beth DID marry me for my money and fame"
    "Robin, I realized I am gay...and Ralph is my soulmate"
    "Robin, AGT ratings didn't go up b/c I am no longer relevant"
     
  2. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    "Robin, Beth was never a big European model"
     
  3. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    "Robin, I shouldn't wear scarves..they are gay and faggot"
     
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    icypussy clit finder Gold

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    I'll be doing my show 5 days a week with the great Artie Lange back in the chair.
     
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    SalsMasterShake Mouthpiece VIP

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    "You know what, Robin? I'm perfectly content with the amount of money SiriusXM pays me. As you know, it's quite a bit, and I am lucky to work a job that I love, and make as much money as I do"
     
  6. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    lemme pay for that
     
  7. somedude61

    somedude61 Well-Known Member

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    I don't care about money.
     
  8. cia212

    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm instituting Christmas bonuses this year!

    Turns out, Beth DID want to be famous.

    Robin, I'm so happy! I'm gonna be a father again!
     
  9. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    I don't know who's a greedier bastard, me or Buckwald.
     
  10. cia212

    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    The kids are all coming in town for an extended visit.

    My daughter wrote a song about how much she loves Beth.

    Lisa G's book was a HUGE success, Robin.
     
  11. Douchebag 007

    Douchebag 007 New Member

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    I'm so glad I never experimented with plastic surgery and hair systems/wigs/weaves
     
  12. cia212

    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Beth got a hosting job on her own! (And mean it)

    Howie and I have a great time on AGT. (And mean it)

    I'm really proud of my daughters. (And mean it)
     
  13. Kool

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    Beth is a gold digging whore and doesn't give two shits about me.
     
  14. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    "A little off the top"
     
  15. BeerCanThick

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    "I'm taking a very small paycut, not even 10 percent of my income this year, to hire 4 professional comedy writers and 2 stand up comedians. I owe it to you to give you the best show possible."

    "Marci Turk, you're on the air."

    "You should pay 60 percent less for your subscription because I'm doing 60 percent less shows."

    "Robin is not in studio and hasn't been in studio for 17 months."
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    yes I was dating Beth while I was still married to Allison. The whole dinner party story is bullshit..
     
  17. Beths Arab

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    Beth sucked 123,956 Arabian cocks but she wont suck mine.
     
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    The Lord's Prayer