Things I Hate About Drinking

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by WillyBest, Oct 23, 2015.

  1. WillyBest

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    1. People asking you the next day "how are you feeling?"
    2. Can't remember what you did last night
    3. Can't remember who you did last night.
    4. Waking up smelling like Steel Reserve, sadness and sweat.
    5. Drunken pictures, drunken texts and tweets.
    6. Losing your credit card or ID and not wanting to return to the bar to retrieve it...fuck it, just report it stolen.
    7. Not knowing how much you spent until you check your credit card. Also, renewing Sirius.
    8. Having to call @AnimalGod to drive my car home.
    9. The cat that shit in your mouth.
    10. When you signal a lane change on the highway because of a slow vehicle ahead of you, the guy behind you speeds up and changes into the same lane you wanted to enter, so now you have to wait until he passes. Dick.

    Howard-related because him and Beth are high on wine all the time.
     
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    1. The money




    /list
     
  3. Tim

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    For some reason I call girls up that I've dumped, even though I hate them, when I've been very drunk and very turned on

    That one doesn't feel good in the morning...
     
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    I hide my keys and wallet when i'm real drunk
    then spend the next day looking for them

    it's a real issue
     
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    running out of booze
     
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    #7 is the WORST!!!!
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    The following "shitty" day.
     
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    That's actually VERY responsible of you, TR. :up:
     
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    The headache .....nothing I've tried gets rid of it except time :cmon:
     
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    waking up and wondering where your car is. happened to me 2 years ago on new years.
     
  12. WillyBest

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    You ever try to cancel that shit???
     
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    Attempting to clean whore blood, bone and tissue out of the shower grout in a hotel 6.


    Oh ya. And the headaches
     
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    A number of years back on New Years,I broke the windshield when I kicked it in a drunken argument. The next morning I opened my eyes and had those few seconds of happiness until that sick feeling kicked in when I realized what I did :oops:
     
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    Drink less, enjoy it more.
    Unless of course you are an alchy. Then no ammount will ever satisfy you.
     
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    long time ago......Waking up and looking outside at your car with tree branches in the grill...:burp:
     
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    Getting all worked up and horny, looking to my right, and coming to the realization that the only girl in the room is my wife. Ruins the experience every time.
     
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    Nothing

    Well aside from "ehh rough night eh?" From morons. Maybe texting girls I met on tinder to bring me beer
     
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    :facepalm:

    :behave:
     
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