1. People asking you the next day "how are you feeling?" 2. Can't remember what you did last night 3. Can't remember who you did last night. 4. Waking up smelling like Steel Reserve, sadness and sweat. 5. Drunken pictures, drunken texts and tweets. 6. Losing your credit card or ID and not wanting to return to the bar to retrieve it...fuck it, just report it stolen. 7. Not knowing how much you spent until you check your credit card. Also, renewing Sirius. 8. Having to call @AnimalGod to drive my car home. 9. The cat that shit in your mouth. 10. When you signal a lane change on the highway because of a slow vehicle ahead of you, the guy behind you speeds up and changes into the same lane you wanted to enter, so now you have to wait until he passes. Dick. Howard-related because him and Beth are high on wine all the time.