Things I Hate About Driving

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    People are shit when it comes to road courtesy. Here's a few things that get my blood boiling.

    1) When you signal a lane change on the highway because of a slow vehicle ahead of you, the guy behind you speeds up and changes into the same lane you wanted to enter, so now you have to wait until he passes. Dick.

    2) When you're driving on a narrow two-way street and a vehicle is coming the other way, he doesn't move over far enough to allow you to pass safely.

    3) Women driving monster SUVs while blabbing on the cell phones. It's illegal and these gals should be thrown in the clink.

    4) People who refuse to allow you to merge in front of them even when it's obvious you can't move forward in your lane (accident, stalled car, et al).

    Howard-related because Ronnie drives for him.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    My list is shorter....

    .....other drivers.
     
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    Long Lights and all of the above..:mad:
     
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    Left lane doing 25 in a 65 zone. You go girl.
     
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    Yer lucky i wont be driving for another 5 yrs
     
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    Red light cameras
     
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    School crossing guards who just jump out in the street to cross 1 kid.
     
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    People are total assholes behind the wheel. It's fucking maddening. My pet peeves are gooks of all stripes. Those people simply cannot fucking drive.
     
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    :bigthink
     
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    This :coffee:
     
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    Being stuck behind one of these cunts is always a good time. Hope you have nowhere important to be!

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    That is like an invitation to be robbed. You see this car parked in the driveway, you KNOW there are no guns in the house. Daffy hippie.
     
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    you know if you put a repub sticker on your car, the pc intolerant thought police would key your car all to hell....
     
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    You also know they have nothing worth stealing.
     
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    Celebrate diversity??
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    ya they do:rolleyes:
     
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    Annnnd before the first page of the thread had ended, we have already gotten political. Jesus CHRIST!
     
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    Thanks Obama!


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    When you are driving behind a car and you can't see the driver's head because they are not big enough to be above the headrest, you know you are in trouble!
     
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