Things I Learned On Stern Facebook Superfans Today

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Howard does 160 shows a year and deserves MLK day off.

    Howard has entertained us for years and we should be grateful and appreciative that he does any shows at all.

    Beth is not responsible for the evolution of the show.

    Big stars no longer want to go on late night TV, the big score is a HSS in depth interview

    Everyone that has satellite radio has it for Howard

    Joe Mooski was in the hospital, they say back surgery, I'd guess prolapsed anus.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    you forgot

    Howard's piss cures the blind
    Howard can wave his hand and stop world hunger
    Howard can talk to dolphins (*credit The Interview)
    Howard's shit can be used as insulation and save you hundreds on your energy bill
    Howard's asshole can be used to shelter your pet male chicken
    Howard is only 30 years old and dresses like a hipper younger Brad Pitt
    Howard' energy force shelters the Earth from harmful radiation
    Howard gets calls from Stephen Hawkins when ever SH is strumpeted with that pesky astro physics
    Howard's tears are the source of holy water used at the Vatican
    Howard once sued Ansel Adams for ripping off his picture ideas
    Howard's notebook of ideas includes the cure for AIDS and the future Zombie Virus outbreak
    Howard's hair is weaved by Buddhist munks in Tibet to carry the next Dali Llama
    Howard's sweat is used as a female Douche' by Queen Elizabeth
    Howard once took a shit.... once
    Howard has won the secret Oscar for best director 20 years in a roll
    Howard while playing basketball once slammed on God from the free throw line
     
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  3. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    "Hi. I'm Howard Stern before I met Beth and I have Direct TV."
    "And I'm Howard Stern after I met Beth and I have cable."
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Oh gosh hopefully Mooski will have a quick recovery so he can get back to working again.
     
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    I don't get any of the above. I have a major problem with 1 and 2. He is paid by the fans to be there, and provide content for 2 channels. Howard should be grateful and show up 5 days a week. If that's too hard, fucking retire, he can afford it, thanks to his fans.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    ugh type-o's fixed
     
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    Lester Well-Known Member

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    Isn't he an obese guy? No wonder his back needed surgery.
     
  8. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    You will be relieved to hear he has recovered and has resumed working on his Stern blog.
     
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    I didn't even find it interesting to make fun of SFS anymore, so I left.
     
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  10. Micheal Kenyon

    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    That's funny. :)
     
  11. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    He's lost weight:

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    It is?
     
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    Droog Well-Known Member VIP

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    WE should be grateful??? Should HE be the grateful one? Without fans, all that wealth he values so highly wouldn't be his.
     
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    Was he hanging out with Jenton?
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    This is Mooski's Twitter account :facepalm:

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    Douche chills
     
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  16. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Women of the shed, please keep control of yourselves when viewing this sausage fest, Little Mickey in the middle.


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  17. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Jeton was probably hanging out of him.
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Howard can divide by zero.
    Howard can create and destroy matter. Simultaneously.
     
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  19. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    :haha:

    Of course it's a closed group!

    Every person that joins up is screened. Like the caller's to the show.
     
  20. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    He'd shit a brick if he knew I was still a member after banning me an untold number of times. AFN was the reason he had to take the page private.
     
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