Things idiot twins dont know but they say "we are smart" Let's collects things they dont know but always say... "artie... we are smart" Seriously, you can't make this stuff up !!! 1. General Patton 2. Microwave functions 3. Turning signals in a car 4. taking orders for restaurants 5. can't find another part time job in NYC 6. when asked what you're most passinate about & talk if you went on a date - "health and nutrition" 7. "well, I can write a best seller someday" 8. when asked to review an editorial from a newspaper: "we couldn't find the columnist so..." 9. what to do with a left over chinese food - can you leave it overnight? Just amazing 10. they thought the ice would melt walking it 5 blocks from a store... & couldn't find it anywhere but Whole Foods (thanks Captain Kirk) 11. twins wanted their LAWYERS to check the W2 form... can't make this stuff up 12. keeping the turkey warm in oven by wrapping it in seran wrap (Thanks Gogol Boobdello) 13. didn't think you can save leftover rice in the fridge & it's okay to reheat it with microwave (thanks Ipokesmot) add anything, I am missing and I'll update the list. 14. same version of #12, again with food catering from show sponsors. What was that George Bush saying, "if you full me once..." 15. CANT FIND A SINGLE WIG IN NYC? WTF is going on? ================= Other funnies by twins: 1. Twins complaining to the bosses about being made fun of, then asked by artie, "If I can't make fun of you, what are you good for, you're good as a monkey..." To which astute Twins replied with "we have a smarter brain than a monkey" 2. Nick offered Twins advice about being low key in the subway by not very an expensive watch at late hours, to which Twins replied, "yeah, we should do that..." how dumb do you have to be, to have no common sense or some street smarts? And they are from chicago... 3. Artie: "What can you two do that a chimp cant do?" Twins: "Breathe and act like a human"