Things I've Learned in 50+ Years in this World

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  1. peterfonda

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    • Life isn't fair. There are no "happily ever after" Hollywood endings, where things balance out. Once life isn't fair, its stays that way.
    • Bad things happen to good people and good things happen to bad people, and most of the time, "life" does not correct that. Don't bother trying to find a reason for this.
    • Many people don't get what they deserve, and many get what they don't deserve. Again, don't bother trying to find a reason for this.
    • I believe in God. I just don't try to understand what He's doing.
    • Its better to be lucky than talented.
    • Its better to be good-looking than talented.
    • Its better to be funny than talented. Funny people are popular, even if they are complete jerks otherwise.
    • Too much money often leads to disaster. Children of wealthy parents are usually fucked up somehow. You only need enough money to not worry about bills and buy a few nice things for yourself.
    • You can't make someone love you. Either they do or they don't.
    • Loving someone in vain is among the most painful things in life.
    • Discovering girls can be the best or the worst day of your life.
    • Marriage is a wonderful thing, if you marry the right woman. If you don't, it can be hell on earth. So choose wisely.
    • If you get ill, you'd better take care of yourself. Nobody is coming around to save you from death if you wait too long.
     
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    "The best laid plans of mice and men often go askew."
     
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    No Left Turn Un-Stoned.
     
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    Another Day Older,
    Another Bud Wiser.
     
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    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
     
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    Happy Birthday:cake::bday:
     
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    If you have a chance to go to regular Heaven or Pie Heaven, always choose Pie Heaven.

    Pie Heaven may not be real, but if it is, Yummy.
     
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    WHOOPIE ! LETS PARTY !!!! :party:


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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Don't go through life without GOALS.
     
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    :winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner:
     
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    Lick it before you stick it, and always pull out
     
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    Where did you copy and paste this from?

    In 50+ years I'm more and more perplexed that anyone believes in god.
    Who's god? There are thousands of versions around the world.
    The same bad shit happens, at the same statistical rate, to religious people.
    I mean, Fuck, just be nice and don't destroy the planet. Leave all the molesting priest in the unemployment line. There's 7 billion people running around thinking god cares about them and them alone and he'll make it all right if they just do X. Nutz I say. Nutz!
     
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    lol I wonder how she discovered she could make a perfect stroke face
     
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    Today is @peterfonda 's bday? I was going to make a snide comment, but since it's his special day...

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    MUAH, Peter.
     
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    Happy bday pf it's mine too
     
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    This is a good one.
     
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    If it's yellow let it mellow.
    If it's brown, flush it down.
     
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    I hope there is a God. Otherwise, what is the point of loving and caring for people in your life if you never see them again?

    I guess it all boils down to faith and fear of the unknown.
     
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    MUAH to you too.

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