Things not to say during sex

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  1. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do? VIP

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    My ex used to...
     
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    i called a new gf by an old GFs name while she was blowing me.

    it got tense as i apologized my ass off as she was giving me the eye with mr happy still in her mouth. :nooo:
     
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    Is it in yet????:rolleyes:

    What are you DOING down there????!!!:rolleyes:
     
  4. Boomer

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    Mr. Happy :giggle:
     
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    yea saying the wrong name with a new woman is bad.
     
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    The high school girlfriend has her name dropped during sex with other chicks. It goes over as well as you could imagine.

    It's not even the old girl per say but she was the first so she is just kind of the generic girl in my mind now. Like Coke is to soda.
     
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    "Hi, I am really Gary Puppet from Dawg Shed"
     
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    Say nothing.
    People who talk to themselves aint quite right in the head.
     
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    I'm sure we have all done that. My lips let slip, "Close your mouth and open your legs". I slammed my eyes shut like I was about to get shot as soon as I said it.

    It was just me and my hand that night.
     
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    "Are you always this loose?"
     
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    Can I stick a finger in your ass?
     
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    Never ask
     
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    Will your husband be home soon................
     
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    uh, do you always smell like that?
     
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    Why do you have an Adam's Apple?
     
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    Hurry up, the commercial is almost over.
     
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    Does it always smell like this?
     
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    Can you ask your mom to move over alittle bit?
     
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    Does your dog like peanut butter?
     
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    Can you help me with my homework when we are done?
     
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