WTF Things people say wrong that drive you nuts

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  1. No. 2 Pencil

    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult"

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    For me:

    • Library (it's not "Liberry")
    • Espresso (not "Expresso")
    • Et cetera (not eXetera!)
    • Jewelry (it's "Jew-EL-ry, not "Jew-Le-ry)
    • Anthony Rizzo, baseball player (it's RiTZo, like "Pizza")
    • Martin Scorsese (It's ScorSEHzey not ScorSAYzee)
    • No, 2 Pencil (not pronounced "shit brains," like the folks in The Bar think)
     
  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

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    negged
     
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    fredrogers Well-Known Member

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    My wife says "supposebly" all the time. Also, "mute point". Drives me fucking nuts.
     
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  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Warshington
    Heighth
     
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    SorryBoff Well-Known Member

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    No wonder my thread entitled "Whose mult is this shit brains guy?" didn't get any replies.
     
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  6. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Should of
    Would of
    Could of

    Drives me insane.
     
  7. crash83

    crash83 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Could care less...
     
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  8. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Disagree about Rizzo.
     
  9. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Blaeks say Jury for jewelry.
     
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    EvolvedMarbles Well-Known Member

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    They don't "say wrong" they "incorrectly pronounce".

    Wooter
    Standing online
    Pitsa-ree-a
    Mesheeuch
     
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  11. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    People who pronounce the L in salmon.
     
  12. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Is it raciss if i say "axe?"
     
  14. ljc

    ljc fish sucks on the stick Gold

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    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Conversating.
     
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    Chipolte rather than Chipotle.
     
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    fan22 Well-Known Member

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    irregardless
     
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    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Axe for ask.

    :facepalm:
     
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    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! Gold

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    Do you feel a little bad fucking a retard?
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    We have a brewery in town called Draughtworks.

    Lots of people pronounce it Drawt-works.
     
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