Things that Beefus would never do...

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  1. Onehourphoto

    Onehourphoto Maverick Gold

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    Chelsea dog owner killed by garbage truck while pushing beloved pooch to safety

    Jackie Haeflinger, a beloved fixture of the neighborhood, was crushed by the vehicle while trying to save her Boston terrier Violet Wednesday morning on 15th St. between Seventh and Eighth Aves.

    BY Edgar Sandoval , Thomas Tracy , Larry Mcshane
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS

    A doting dog owner, desperate to save her beloved Boston terrier, was crushed beneath a 20-ton garbage truck Wednesday after shoving her canine companion to safety.

    Popular Chelsea resident Jackie Haeflinger died under the hulking vehicle’s wheels as horrified neighbors watched helplessly and a co-worker screamed in vain at the driver to hit his brakes.

    The 58-year-old woman was killed instantly on W. 15th St., dead before one witness could even dial 911.

    The NYU administrator and her pampered pooch, Violet, were just a short stroll from home when tragedy struck in the form of a city sanitation truck, authorities said.

    The driver’s screaming colleague “tried to stop him: ‘Stop! Stop!’ ” recounted witness Edward Sanders. “It was a freak accident. She had him on the leash. The dog got loose.”

    As Haeflinger and Violet walked through Chelsea around 10 a.m., the black-and-white terrier ran off to chase another dog and bolted beneath the idling truck — her owner giving chase, witnesses said.

    Haeflinger skidded on the street while stooping to rescue the 8-year-old dog, and disappeared underneath the double set of wheels near the rear of the vehicle.

    The driver, unaware of the impending horror, put the truck in gear and started forward. It rolled over the victim twice — once forward, and again as it backed up, witnesses said.

    “She was under the truck before you knew it,” said Sanders. “The first (wheels) hit her and the second finished her off. And it was done.”

    The woman was apparently trying to retrieve Violet the Boston terrier when the unaware driver started rolling.

    But Haeflinger first managed to steer Violet out from under the truck.

    The unharmed terrier whimpered in the street after her master’s stunning death, while the overwrought driver — his shaking head in his hands — stood nearby in disbelief.

    “He grabbed his head, like saying ‘What did I do?’ ” said Sanders.

    Haeflinger and her pet were fixtures in the neighborhood, where she took Violet out for a daily walk.

    She took care of everybody. She took care of me for years. She’d cook for anybody.

    “I do everything to make her happy,” she noted in a blog post from 2008.

    Friends and NYU colleagues remembered Haeflinger for her kindness, her love of cooking and her dedication.

    Haeflinger was a revered figure around the New York University campus, where she worked for 18 years. Her duties included planning for commencement, feting foreign dignitaries and arranging all student events.

    She was “admired not only for her hard work and exacting standards but for her commitment to make every NYU event warm, gracious and memorable,” said a statement from university spokesman John Beckman.


    Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/woman-dies-hit-truck-chelsea-article-1.1852008#ixzz36PG2g300
     
  2. BringBackJackie

    BringBackJackie Well-Known Member Banned User

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    It's been that way for years now. Boston owns New York
     
  3. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    I hate to be the one that had to deliver the crushing news to family members. Such a trashisty
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    "Things that Beefus would never do.."

    "I cant think of a single thing."

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  5. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    Suck Howie's Cock. :cbj:
     
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    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    Go to one of Howard's work associates family member's wake.
     
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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    Have dinner at my house?
     
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    Fly coach.
     
  9. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    Have a day go by without some stupid self-promotion. Does anyone doubt that when "felonious Bob," her crooked daddy dies, she'll be pandering for attentive sympathy, instagramming photos of her weeping in black kissing the coffin, turning it into her tragedy
     
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    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    She would never say hello to Mulletude on the street. This is the way that she treats people she actually knows:

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    ILOOKLIKEBETH ever since than i've been the champ

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    get hooked up to a trotter carriage
     
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    She would never walk her dog. That's Consuela's job.
     
  13. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Oh, I thought you wanted us to list things. I was going to say " Have a baby ".
     
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    Do a single days work at an honest job?
     
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    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    Have a blur collar job. Or any real job for that matter
     
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    Sit on the pilot's lap mid-flight. Oh wait....