Things that look like a creampie for $300, Alex

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  1. Capn Crud

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    These will give you worms according to the recall :goatse:
     
  2. Napoleon V

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    How long in the microwave before its pleasurable but wont burn you?
     
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    Looks more like a bad yeast infection.
     
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    brb
     
  5. DrivenByDemons

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    I threw up in my mouf
     
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    Don't all creampies?
     
  7. max rockatansky

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    Asian creampie:

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    All Chicken Cordon Bleu looks pretty terrifying. I don't like my food to ooze. This was the nicest one I could find.
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    Cancer chicken :fil:
     
  10. crazypreacher

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    They really emphasize the "raw", don't they?
     
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    Because schmoopy would eat it out of the box otherwise.
     
  12. newcastlefan

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    It tastes sooooo good that you just don't associate it's looks with anything gross. Chicken Kiev and cordon bleu are some of my favorite fake Russian dishes.
     
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    O motherfucker, I've gotten those before. Haven't in months, but there was a 2 for $4 sale last winter at my Waldbaums . :eek:
     
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    Any overheated Hotpocket ever?
     
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    Was searching pictures of eclairs, and a 'Burt Reynolds eclair' came up.

    Don't know if it fits the thread exactly, but it is extremely fucked up.

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    Thank god I skipped dinner last night.
     
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    Stop sexualizing my chicken by-products.
     
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    He looks like ba ba booey
     
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