Things that make you wanna' stick a gun in your mouth.......

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  1. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Stern related cause of the The Shit Show's history of suck ass since Artie left............
    I LOVE my Girlfriend......But when she watches these Country "Music" count down shows.....I just wanna'..........
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  2. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Nice shot, Bud.
     
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    this thread

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    That was a much better Avy , IMHO
     
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    Men in skinny jeans
     
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    Maybe I need to toughen up, but when I heard "When Beth Smiles" last night I went to a very dark place...:depressed:
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    When I have to shut the laundry room light off for like the 5th time in one day

    Grrrrr
     
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    When people don't don't move for a traffic light because they don't notice it's turned green because they are on their cell phones or whatever the hell reason they have! They are driving! PAY ATTENTION!

    When women simple REFUSE to edge out and merge into traffic on a busy street because they are waiting for their to be ZERO cars to be coming....when there are NEVER zero cars coming on that particular street or highway!

    Being stuck behind school busses, which between every level of school and kindergarten are basically running ALL day until 4 pm.....and they stop at EVERY single house because our town has no sidewalks.

    When mothers chat with the bus driver when you've been stuck behind the bus for an hour during what should have been a 3 minute ride!

    When mothers wait in line in the early morning for 30 minutes to get coffee at Dunkin Donuts and when they finally get their turn? They sit their snotty lil kids on the counter and proceed to discuss with them what donut they want! PEOPLE HAVE TO GET TO WORK...YOU HAD A HALF HOUR IN LINE! AND GET THE FRICKIN DIAPER OFF THE COUNTER!

    Going to the mall for any reason.

    Having to go to the mall to get something your spawn needs, having ZERO parking spaces ANYWHERE while 50 or more handicapped spaces are always empty....finally having someone ready to pull out....BUT THEN THEY SIT IN THEIR CAR on thEir pHONE when they SEE people desperately looking for spaces.
     
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    Long, boring automated messages in two languages that give you 15 LOONNNNNNGGGGG choices that you have to listen to, but your need isn't one of them; then the only option is to listen to the bullshit AGAIN!

    When your kids change all of your computer settings.
     
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    Being as sick as I am.
     
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    Oh Anf....now I feel like a spoiled shit. Always hoping things will turn around for your quickly. :hug:
     
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    Love you sweets. You've always been so good yo me
     
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    I'm having one of those days...if it can go wrong it will...but you put it into perspective.
     
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    waking up
     
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    You're killing me . :cwl:
     
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    How bout put a gun in others mouths...

    For English press 1...
    Autotune...
    Facebook...
    Liberals...


    and yes that modern "country" music is god aweful, the same party song over and over and over...
     
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    I've been noticing this much more frequently as of late. They are texting at the light. Totally pisses me the FUCK off!!!!!!!
     
  20. DearLawd

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    Trying to merge into a highway lane where there is plenty of room and some jackass speeds up so you can't get in; My car has the pick up of a 1billion cylinder engine ASSWIPE! '


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