Things you can get for $30,000

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by pontius pilot, Aug 17, 2012.

  1. pontius pilot

    pontius pilot #TeahmGandhiStarver VIP

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    the current bid for the one hour photo session with sterno is at $30,000.

    how better to spend $30,000?



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    for example: you could get filipino hand relief 1304 times
     
  2. eliasbboy

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    2 of my pens.
     
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    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    either way you're stuck with an overpriced jerk-off.:fdrum:
     
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    My dick would be sore.
     
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  6. pontius pilot

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    ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah aha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah a!
     
  7. BethsBridle

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    One bottle of this...

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  9. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    a fully equipped 2012 GTI
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  10. pontius pilot

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    details?

    I might want to trade you 652 filipino handies for half the bottle.
     
  11. BethsBridle

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    Balvenie 50 year aged Cask 191, last cask of the finest scotch they ever produced...gets transported via armored car.
     
  12. pontius pilot

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    :bigthink
     
  13. IlluminatiJones

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    You're a mathmagician!
     
  14. Rob0729

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    Not to worry, $30k is nothing for Howard. I can only assume the only person stupid enough to bid $30k on an one hour photo session with Howard is Howard himself. Howard would do that to make people think that he is still relevant.
     
  15. WillyBest

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    Some of those sheiks probably got a week with Beth for $30k or less back in the day....
     
  16. SouthernListen

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    37 and 1/2 bottles of wine for Robin.
     
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    Gucci has a pocketbook that is $28k.
    I bet Beth has it.
     
  18. Wangold

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    30,000.00 ?

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    That or a picture. :crazybye:
     
  20. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    I'd get me one of these for the street:
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    And one of these for the track:
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    and still have a couple grand left over for gear. :cheer: