Things you didn't know about your spouse before you married them

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  1. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    My husband is obsessed with buying bird feeders. He hid that till we got married. It's fucking stupid. :facepalm:
     
  2. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    that I had one
     
  3. MatthewT

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    oh, that list never stops growing :c
     
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    it's adorable, and you love it. you're going to paint a few of them and make them yours. you will do this together. :fil:
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    You married my dad?? :eek:
     
  6. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    is it too soon to start the divorce pool?
     
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    i think all the dates are taken already
     
  8. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    in that case I'm pretty sure you've told your mom you want to fuck her :eek:
     
  9. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    Refer to me as mother from now on.
     
  10. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    nothing creepy going on here I guess.
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    It happens

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  12. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    We will never divorce, you mean spirited assholes. I still love him, I just don't get the bird feeder thing. Most of all, I hate that the squirrels eat all the food. I hate squirrels.
     
  13. Popeye Saavedra

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    He also likes those little Japanese Maneki-neko figurines.
     
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    I don't think OJ ever tried to fuck his mom bro.
     
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    they're the chicken of the trees.
     
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    I don't think you want to go down that road with Chriza.
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Hockeygrl hates nature
     
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    :jj:
     
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    We lived together 2 yrs before getting married, never bought one bird feeder in that time. We've been married 6 months and own at least 5 bird feeders.
     
  20. blairg

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    she fills Reals birdfeeders with cyanide pellets :(