Things you never thought you'd hear Howard say

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  1. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    "Robin? are you there?"
     
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    "I had Rosie and her girlfriend over to my house for dinner Robin"
     
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    "Good to see ya Chevy"
     
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    My God, Robin! I've BECOME DON IMUS!!! SOMEBODY KILL ME!!!!!
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    that;s a good one.
     
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    "Beth says I give her multiple orgasms" :what:
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    It's hot when my daughters speak Spanish.

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    We will work 6 days over the next 45 days Robin...I don't understand why our asshole listeners have a problem with that?


    And now for my wife's new Pet Project.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    :snicker:
     
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    "Piss on my fans"