Think about getting old and croaking

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by EddyG, May 28, 2013.

  1. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    I was offerred mortgage insurance, so if I die or get very ill, the bank will pay my mortgage. So, I am thinking about the 6 feet under thing. Once you hit the 50`s you look at an old person differently, because you know you will be there soon. Fucking depressing this decline.
     
  2. nserafini

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    Shoot yourself now. Problem solved.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Shut the fuck up
     
  4. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    BANG ouch. Thanks Jodi
     
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    When I die I will post from the grave just to bother you.I heard the food is good in hell
     
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    this thread needs a grilled cheese with hamburger and bacon

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  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I get mail telling me to get cremated when I die.
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Stop :(
     
  9. EddyG

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    The funeral business is a real waste. Thousands to throw someone in the dirt.
     
  10. Stew Nod

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    You become what you focus on Eddy...clean yer head out
     
  11. Babs

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    How many things do you have left on your bucket list?
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    They just stack the bodies like cord wood in the forest and re-use the same coffin over and over again.
     
  13. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    A guy once told me that everything goes down once you hit 40

    He's 55 now and 340 lbs...can barely walk. Dude was in pretty good shape when he was 40

    :rofl:
     
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    I wouldn't focus on that. Live your life.
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I notice myself getting angry at how bad music is these days and I don't have any children around me to keep me up to date.
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I'm going to get old and sit next to a black screaming baby on a plane and call it the n-word.
     
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    I plan to have a motorcycle wreck when I'm 80.
     
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    stay strong, Eddy