Think Beth is the woman who went to the E.R.?

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  1. rawsterdam

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    Holy fuck. That would be like giving birth! :nooo:
     
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    I'd be concerned about colon cancer or something else, equally terrible, that would cause that type of blockage.
     
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    ^But I'm a little suspicious because I think if you're that blocked up, your body might attempt to rid itself of the waste by vomiting.
     
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    wonder what she named it?
     
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    her ass is open for business now...
     
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    Ass napkin ed.
     
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    Fake shit... literally.
     
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    This!

    The OP is a troll who is full of shit.
     
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    I can't bring myself to click that link.
     
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    I doubt if anything that big can/would be "delivered" normally, especially that huge misshapen lump at the end. Huge impactions like that require manual extraction.
     
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    man, I told you that chick was full of shit! :D
     
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    Apoc's wife came pretty close once.
     
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    When I was an xray student my bud was doing Barium Enemas. I hear a commotion by the room he's working in so I walk over. All I see is my bud throw a towel over this old mans ass. Odd I thought as that's not part of a normal procedure. All of a sudden the towel starts to rise like a circus tent. It kept getting higher and higher until he had to grab the towel and finish pulling out the fucking shit that was playing the role of the tent pole. The poor old guy came in for constipation, he cured him :jj:

    Oh and the shit was over a foot long once fully removed but nothing like that picture in the 1st post.
     
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    OK, this might be a walk in the park for guys who are routinely shoving fire extinguishers up their ass. But for a regular woman who doesn't treat her ass like a storage locker, this megaturd would require fingers and forceps.