Think DeCaprio will be dissappointed

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  1. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    Even if they are compatible I doubt they will be able to have children. DiCaprio does not seem physically fit enough to carry all those babies to term.


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    Now that he’s crossed winning an Oscar off the list, Leonardo DiCaprio is working toward his next challenge: moving to Mars.

    During a discussion about the film “Before the Flood” that the actor moderated at the White House, DiCaprio told President Obama and climate scientist Katharine Hayhoe that he was ready to leave Earth behind, reports Inverse.

    When Elon Musk’s plan to settle Mars was brought up, Hayhoe joked, “The reality of it is, if you’re a human living on this planet — which most of us are, yeah? As long as we haven’t signed up for the trip to Mars. I don’t want to know if anyone has, I think you’re crazy.”

    “I did,” the “Revenant” star and passionate environmentalist noted during the discussion, which took place during the South by South Lawn Festival on Monday.

    Never one to let a joke pass him by, the president chimed in, “I think he’ll acknowledge he’s crazy.”

    Last week, SpaceX founder and CEO Musk announced plans to colonize Mars. The billionaire entrepreneur said he believes his goal will be feasible within the next decade.
     
  2. Yankees4Life

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    Mars does have less global warming.
     
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    @Shivvy and I have our differences but Leo is not one of them. Leo can do whatever he wants. Like walk without falling between trains and shit.
     
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    The polar ice caps on Mars are melting as well...
     
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    You in love bro?
     
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    I would think Matt Damon would be a better candidate. He already has the experience.
     
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    Disappointed there's no "think mama caprio will be disappointed" thread.
     
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    Fuckin' Chinese bullshit.
     
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    For an environmentalist, the dude sure loves his private Jets.

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    WGAF. I wanna live forever but I like eating cookies :mrpeanut:
     
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    Solar powered electrical jet
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Sail on a sail boat and don't be a hypocrite.
     
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    I'll move to Mars right now with him
     
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    But there are no polar bears to save on Mars...
     
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    This is what happens when a man gets pussy without having to try.
     
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    You mad son?