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  1. Pussy Tendon

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    going through security, first class line, this smoking-hot broad in front of me only carrying a handbag. Low-cut yoga pants and an ass that wouldn't stop. This is the thing of casting couches. Unbelievably hot. Phone was in x-Ray or I would have snapped a pic.

    It's spring training here in Phoenix, perhaps she's a players girlfriend, but holy shit it was breathtaking.

    Thank you for my cawl.

    Howard-related because Beth is also a high-priced whore!
     
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    I thought men liked it when the *legs* "didn't stop". :dontknow:
     
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    She also had thigh gap. And a decent face. Hair looked like it took a few hours to do, along with one of those super big cans of spray.
     
  4. I invented that

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    He's an ass man:secret:
     
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    What's scary is her ass was so good I didn't even notice if she had tits. Hope she wasn't a post-op. FFFFFFFUCK!!!!
     
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    I like it when the legs stop and make an ass out of themselves.
     
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    You silly!
     
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    [​IMG] [​IMG]
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    I'd give 3-1 odds that you're the one that snapped these pictures.
     
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    hey who does she look like!?!??!?!? and the body
     
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    My mom keeps trying to convince me of that
     
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    That shoe camera needs to be white balanced
     
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    :omg:
     
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    I'm with Jayla here. "Legs don't stop" refers to their length. "Ass don't stop" doesn't make much sense to me.
     
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    Ass that was approved by Al Pacino in 'heat.'

    Because when I think of asses... A woman's ass... something just comes outta me.
     
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    Seems an ass that doesn't stop would drag the ground.
     
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    Like Robin's tits! Robin has tits that don't stop! Mmm.
     
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