News Think I'll kill my girlfriend and drain all her blood

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  1. jeffgq

    jeffgq -Is a "Florida Man"

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    larryluncg Fuck you, that's my name VIP Gold

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    That kid is from Toronto.
     
  3. Walygatr

    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    Crazy people. I've had enough of them.
     
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    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Is that the star of the sausage king of Chicago behind her in that pic?
     
  5. Wiggy

    Wiggy Well-Known Member

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    Two things come to mind here. A). She was way too hot to be fucking that geek. And B). If I ever have a shitty garage band, Aggravated Mayhem will totally be its name.
     
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    He was Canadian

    time for the wall order to be bumped up to two
     
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  7. jeffgq

    jeffgq -Is a "Florida Man"

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    The family had money..its all that matters with a lot of women...as I quote the Poetic genius that is Ice Cube: "Money is Life and Life is Money"
     
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  9. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!!

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    She's the sausage queen.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    I had a bitch of a time getting air out of an inflatable pool this weekend. I can only imagine the process of draining someone's blood.
     
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    jeffgq -Is a "Florida Man"

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    I would of given her a sausage...ya know, before the whole blood draining thing...
     
  13. Dorb

    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    This kind of thing happens when you worship SATAN and he takes possession of you. :evilgrin3:
     
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    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    Wealthy heir. I'm sure it was a real love match made in heaven.
     
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    If only she was a fat ugly pig.

    Horny pervs everywhere have been greatly affected by her loss.

    :crying:
     
  17. jeffgq

    jeffgq -Is a "Florida Man"

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    UHH...Ok
     
  18. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Damn. She was easy on the eyes.
     
  19. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken Willy one plunge

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    @Daveindiego :davetoke:
     
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    The this story is really twisted. Never trust trust fund babies. So many grow up so disturbed because of unlimited entitlement