Thinking about getting my mom a kidney for her birthday

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  1. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    So she doesn't die again tomorrow. Anyone know any websites where I might buy one? Shiv?
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Toby could donate one if you hadn't kicked them into mush
     
  3. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    giving a dog's kidney to mum is something lever would do.
     
  4. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    If my mom needed a new kidney, I would sit back and watch her die :jj:
     
  5. Oderus

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    that cat hating motherfucker
     
  7. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    odie with a funny. :jj:
     
  8. Oderus

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    thank you, thank you
     
  9. Partyxanimal

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    Make sure you don't get one with a scab.


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  10. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    this is clever. :rah:
    good job, odie
     
  11. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Oderus has brought the fun back to Dawgs :hw:
     
  12. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    great Curb season when Richard Lewis needed a kidney
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    :jj:

    Indeed
     
  14. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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