Thinking about getting Oderus a cat for Hanukkah

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  1. Cantstandya

    Cantstandya New Member Banned User

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    To replace the one Ryan Lever was so happy about dying in 9/11
     
  2. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    that would be very nice of you.
     
  3. banksy

    banksy FAT FADED FUCK FACE VIP

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    rescue one from your local shelter

    be a hero
     
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    Hanukkah isn't about gift giving.
     
  5. Cantstandya

    Cantstandya New Member Banned User

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    My worry is Oderus let his last cat go all the way to NY by itself so I dont know if he is responsible enough
     
  6. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    :jj:
     
  7. Reggae Mistress

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    I would share my pussy with Oderus :wub:
     
  8. Oderus

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    he has a point....
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    "Fur" is just a tad darker and more groomed :coffee:
     
  12. Cantstandya

    Cantstandya New Member Banned User

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    This isnt about you
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Correct. It's about pussy.
     
  14. Oderus

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    shut up. It should be.

    Go on reggae...
     
  15. Cantstandya

    Cantstandya New Member Banned User

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    You pussy whipped faggot, NO CAT FOR YOU!
     
  16. Oderus

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    I'd like to start out by saying, thank you to all the brothers and sisters that have come here today representing this cause. I have been asked by Mr. Itok and the tribal council to speak to you and the members of the Press about the injustice that has been brought against us by some Government Officials and Big Business. How many of you out there have heard of alternative engines? Engines that can run on anything from alcohol to garbage or water. Or carburetors that can get hundreds of miles to the gallon. Or electric or magnetic engines, that can practically run forever. You don't know about them because if they were to come into use, they'd put the oil companies out of business. The concept of the internal combustion engine has been obsolete for over fifty years. But because of the Oil Cartels and corrupt government regulation, we and the rest of the world have been forced to use gasoline for over a hundred years. Big Business is primarily responsible for destroying the water we drink, the air we breathe and the food we eat. They have no care for the world they destroy, only for the money they make in the process. How many oil spills can we endure? Millions and millions of gallons of oil are now destroying the ocean and the many forms of life it supports. Among these is plankton, which supplies sixty to ninety percent of the Earth's oxygen. This supports the entire marine ecosystem which forms the basis of our planet's food supply. But the plankton is dying. I thought, well, let's go to remote state or country, anywhere on Earth. But in doing a little research I realized that these people broker toxic waste all over the world. They basically control the legislation, and, in fact, they control the Law. The Law says, "no company can be fined over $25,000 a day." For companies making $10,000,000 dollars a day by dumping lethal toxic wastes into the ocean, it's only good business to continue doing this. They influence the media so that they can control our minds. They have made it a crime to speak out for ourselves, and if we do so we're called "conspiracy nuts" and we're laughed at. We're angry because we're all being chemically and genetically damaged, and we don't even realize it. Unfortunately, this will effect our children. We go to work each day and right under our noses we see our car and the car in front of us spewing noxious poisonous gasses that are all accumulative poisons. These poisons kill us slowly, even when we see no effect. How many of us would have believed if we were told twenty years ago that on a certain day we wouldn't be able to see fifty feet in front of us. That we wouldn't be able to take a deep breath because the air would be a mass of poisonous gas. That we wouldn't be able to drink out of our faucets, that we'd have to buy water out of bottles. Our most common and God-given rights have been taken away from us. Unfortunately, the reality of our lives is so grim that nobody wants to hear it. Now, I've been asked what we can do? I think we need a responsible body of people that can actually represent us rather than Big Business. This body of people must not allow the introduction of anything into our environment that is not absolutely biodegradable or able to be chemically neutralized upon production. And finally, as long as there is profit to be made from polluting the Earth, companies and individuals will continue to do what they want. We have to force these companies to operate safely and responsibly, and with all our best interests in mind. So that when they don't, we can take back our resources and our hearts and our minds and do what's right.
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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  18. Oderus

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    Well, let's see, that's natives 8, oil workers 0. Anyone else wanna play with cupcake?
     
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    Oh, no. He will get the kitty! As much as he wants, for as long as he wants :hhh:
     
  20. Teeney

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    Not a good idea oderus clearly does not know how to take care of a pet.