Third roommate

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RenchFries, Feb 18, 2014.

  1. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative

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    Here's a question.

    Would you guys rather live with two guys, or with one guy and one hot chick? The knee-jerk reaction would obviously be one guy and one hot chick, but I know I'd wanna fuck the chick all the time, which can lead to trouble and awkwardness.

    What's the smart move here? :dontknow:
     
  2. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    eat a bullet
     
  3. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Two guys. With guys you can just hang out and be yourself and do what you want. Throw a woman into the situation and there will be drama and nonsense and bickering. I don't care how cool she is, she will eventually be an insufferable cunt and you will want to move.
     
  4. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative

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    What did I ever do to you?
    Exactly my thoughts.

    I just have to convince my dick now.
     
  5. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    If she's a whore, you're dealing with not only her but with different dudes banging her around your place all the time.
     
  6. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 Big Southern Dummy VIP Gold

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    The girl is at least going to have friends. I'd rather deal with the occasional bickering in hopes of a chance that I may get to hook up.
     
  7. jokeland

    jokeland Well-Known Member

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    there is almost a 100% that you will view the hot girl in some state of undress if she lives with you and almost 0% that you will if she does not. The choice seems easy to me
     
  8. scoobyla

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    Whichever one trashes kitchen the least.

    I love how you think the girl would even want to be with you. If it's 2 guys and 1 girl, those other two will be together and you will be starting threads asking Qs about it.

    How come you don't want to bang a girl all time time, who doesn't live with you?

    I give up on you.
     
    Last edited: Feb 18, 2014
  9. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP

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  10. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Not TBTE Material VIP

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    Are you in college? If not how about you get a better job so you can afford your own place?
     
  11. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative

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    Of course I assume that. I always do. What's wrong with you? That's a good way to get in your own way by being insecure like that.

    I like to travel a lot and I don't really give a shit about a nice place or possessions.
     
  12. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Rent a room from an old widow. She'll be clean, cook you a hot meal every so often, and you'll just have to do some occasional heavy lifting. Like living at home with mom, but without the guilt and nagging.
     
  13. StormCloud

    StormCloud Well-Known Member

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    The more people you add to any situation, the more chance you will have unrest and disagreement.
     
  14. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    this, best solution live alone.
     
  15. sstressed

    sstressed enhancement toker

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    I've done both and they were both good in different ways.

    with 2 guys, you can be yourself, you always have someone to play video games with and you just need one more for a poker game.
    with a guy and a girl, it's nice to have a woman's touch around. if she is sweet, it's usually a good experience.
    and, if you just treat her like one of the guys, once in awhile, you get laid by her or one of her friends.
    so i vote for guy and girl.
     
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    sstressed enhancement toker

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    this.
     
  17. IAC78

    IAC78 New Member Banned User

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    ^this

    As long as the two guys aren't total fucking slobs