This blew my mind today.

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  1. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    This customer of mine works from home and I swear to god I've never seen a busier dude. 2 computers and 2 phones. I was there 3 hours and he must have handled 100 orders over the phone and at one point I was working 5' away from him and I overheard him giving out his e-mail address and it was a different name than the name I knew him as. I was a little confused when I was writing up his bill because I only worked for him one other time a few years ago. I told him I overheard his e-mail address and I asked him his name again because maybe I heard it wrong over the phone when he scheduled me. He told me he uses different names because he works for 3 different companies and they can't know about it. Does anybody else know someone who works for multiple companies from home?
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Bummed.

    I was really expecting a 4 foot long shit clogging story in this thread.

    If it had been me, I would have shot you in the face once I heard you say "I overheard you".

    :fil:
     
  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    And let me be very clear here....


    I am a huge fan of the four foot long clogging the toilet shit threads.

    :c
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    He could've saved himself $550 if he did that. :c
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    What in the world was he selling?
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    might've been pharmaceuticals :dontknow:
     
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    I can't back that statement. Those kinda threads are gag worthy.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Importing and exporting of latex.
     
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    ^FBI
     
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    <-- killed thread
     
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    Hold on, I'm going to write this down on a pad of paper so that I can remember this when I get hit up with a $550 bill.

    :c
     
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    Phone sex operators do it all the time :munch:
     
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    Was his turban dirty?
     
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    Iroth мудак

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    I do a couple moonlighting contracts if they are short enough. Can usually bill over $100 an hour for 40 hours of like 25-30 hours of actual work.

    It's a nice chunk of change but I wouldn't do it full time right now because I would have to deal with my own health insurance and other benefits.
     
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    Memory isn't what it used to be? :c
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    No, but his bathroom certainly was. :fil:
     
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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    New Silk Road president ?
     
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    Ding, ding, ding!!! ~Don Draper~ .... ~Dick Whitman~
     
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    That's different because Don left Dick in the dust. This dude is simultaneously being different people.
     
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    Art Vandelay :lol:
     
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