This chick asked if she could come over and crawl in bed with me tomorrow morning...

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Damn I need to clean my house first, it's a mess, so I told her to come over one day next week and I would service her then. :facepalm:
     
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    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    She will have been fuck by someone else by then and wont need you.
     
  3. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I know, I should have stayed up all night cleaning, but then I was like, fuck that. :dontknow:
     
  4. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    I passed on fucking a hot lil blonde back when I was 20 because my room was a disaster. Pisses me off to this day that I cared about the rooms condition :facepalm:
     
  5. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    When I first split with my husband I let my bedroom get all messy............clothes, bras, panties everywhere. Just figured nobody else was going to see it for quite some time anyways............until I went out one night and had to refuse to bring a hunky 20 something-year old home 'cause I was too embarrassed to bring him into my bed.

    It has been pristine ever since.
     
  6. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I know, right? :facepalm:

    But she said she would come over on Tuesday. :c
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    damnit you ninja'd me with the exact same story!
     
  8. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    this.

    you are a homo.
     
  9. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    That's bad.

    Unless you're a horder, all you need to do is pick up clutter, stash it away, do a quick wipedown of the bathroom. If you have dirty dishes, stash them in the oven, and always have an alternate set of clean sheets and pillowcases. Vacuum if you have carpet. Stash embarrassing stuff.

    Sometimes it so embarrassing how much game a lot of men lack. :facepalm:
     
  10. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    morning sex is the best
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    second only to make-up sex
     
  12. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Damn, my sista, I feel bad enough already!! :dontknow:

    Anyway, she lives in a "real" house, my house is like a gigantic dorm room, with guitars hanging on the walls, concert posters all over, at least I need the joint to be kinda clean when she first sees it. :pimp:
     
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  13. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Fran is your sista............and how old are you? It's not your parents basement is it? :facepalm:
     
  14. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I do enjoy make up sex but my purple-bulb is like uber sensitive in the morning for some reason.
     
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    :jj:
     
  16. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    No I have Peter Pan syndrome...:dontknow: :pimp:
     
  17. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Third to RAPE!!!
     
  18. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    You're being too pre-meditative.

    If she's into you, she won't care about what your living space looks like overall. The goal of my advice is to save her from stubbing her toe on stuff, finding evidence of your last sexual conquest, and avoiding giving her a staph infection.

    If you're a cool enough guy and engaging, then a woman won't hone in on the cobwebs or the dust. She'll have her sights on you. ;)

    Been there, done that. :facepalm:
     
  19. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Hello fellow Simian. :beer:
     
  20. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    well shit you're all set man, this blonde would always call me up when she wanted to make her last BF all jelly. When I was in the mood to play it was great time watching her ex's get all pissed off.
    :ninja:
    ya I know :facepalm: