Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by DrivenByDemons, Apr 22, 2016.
It's so good being a man.
Advertisers and the FCC monitors from years ago are rolling over in their graves.
I like a nice full bush. Pass.
I like closeups of chicks in bikini bottoms
I like the message.
It's so good being a woman
I like vagina
What if you like it bald?
Mrs. Hamster cleans it up every Friday.
Oh you motherfucker. You took me from happy to disgust in 1.3 milliseconds.
#3 is such a dime... and she carved a neat little heart in her pussy hairs for me
Bald eagle jones?
Yup. With the electric trimmer.
Yea, #3 for sure. They show the closeup of #1 and I think "Man I wanna pull on that knot and drop those bottoms" then they show #2 and I think "I bet her belly smells so nice while I'm kissing that mole right by her vag" then #3 comes and I'm all "duuuuuuuuuuh me like girls and me do anything for this girl cause me have no blood left in brain"
She's a keeper. She wants me to keep my beard a bit scruffy. So I guess that works for her ; )