February 14, 2007 - Gunkman announces the successful conclusion of pre-nuptual negotiations, um, I mean engagement to Whorse, ruining Valentine's Day for everyone. The studio crew guessed the Post would headline the event as "The King of All Media Finds His Queen" (barf). Just one in a series of lies from he guy who swore he'd never get married again. In honor of this douchey event, here's one of my favorite pictures thus far of the happy couple's time together (and even from this angle the forehoof can't obscure the ring). What's your favorite picture or memory of their time together?